Tommy 🦖

teacher of little people 👨🏼‍🏫

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

People discover themselves at uni. I discover how long you can last on £2.82 with bedding that's not been washed in 32 days and counting

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[Alex Macheras @AlexInAir]

A little reminder that - 11 months into this global health emergency - the UK has never had any testing, measures or screening at any of its airports, for any passenger arrivals, from anywhere.

When will they learn? #COVID19

[DESIGN GENIE @kvngSpice]

Morgan freeman reviewing 2018 is the best thing I have seen today 😂😂😂
https://t.co/icShgJKw5K

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

@Kamau110 That scares me

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

Only I could get robbed and then they use my money to buy a £70 dominoes to treat themselves

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

Hate clicky groups of people 👌🏻

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

Name me a student that doesn’t leave an essay till the last minute. I’ll wait.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

📋 Our #LFCU23s team to take on Tottenham tonight...

Herbie Kane's first match as captain for the Reds 👏

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

Friends that tag you in daily memes should be valued more

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

I don’t like adult life. It means you see your friends less

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

Watching newsround with the Yr 6’s today, they announce the engagement of Harry and Megan and one kid shouts out ‘are you gay if you love a girl and have feelings’ 😭😭😭 what is school

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

Maintaining thingswhile teaching is hard; a good diet , exercise , friends, snapchat streaks 🔥

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

Look at the Spotify logo- it’s not symmetrical and will give you paranoia

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

Are you even a noughties baby if you don't remember heelies? 🌪👟

[Ireland Football ⚽️🇮🇪 @IrelandFootball]

🇮🇪 #COYBIG

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

Can I use UNiDAYS for tuition fees, accommodation and the occasional alcoholic beverage?

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

@harryblackman17 False

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

I get to visit alpine again in a week and that makes me happy

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

@megfurnival Who the fook are you?

[Tommy 🦖 @tommyryyan]

Do you even have a best friend if you don't post embarrassing snapchat pics of them on their birthday?