Tommy

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

@aakashgupta sounds like he was jerking his shit

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

Had a dream Zohran Mamdani kept using the R-word to appeal even more to gen-z

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

It’s getting to that time of year where I have to watch all of LOTR again

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

@creepydotorg real earth round. picture flat so top stretch

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

I never think I have seasonal depression and then there’s one nice day in the spring and I’m like “Oh weird the darkness fades”

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

Trisolarans be like: (this tweet is gonna be a banger when the show comes out just wait)

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

Spent 150 dollars on groceries but I got to misgender the cashier so this is all worth it right?

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

So glad I had to write college essays without chat gpt I’m convinced it’s the only reason I’m able to form a coherent sentence.

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

No u don’t get it billionaires aren’t the problem they just want all of our money so that it belongs to them and not us

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

“Haha that’s so dumb and cringe” (frantically checks comments to see what other people think)

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

instagram knows EXACTLY who i think is hot

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

@chiitan7407 if i see this one more time im gonna eat some bad seafood

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

@babyspinach024 😩

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

How do I have a whole math degree and am struggling to get a barista job

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

The american dream is dead

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

@RobDance_

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

if i see one more person on tiktok say neurospicy im gonna kill myself

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

@kaiathom its gonna hurt

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

cranking my shit to this later

[Tommy @tommysaxton1]

job search getting nauseating