@realDonaldTrump Riveting! Thanks for taking the time today to Tweet this.
I’ll always remember you taking the time to Tweet worthless information when you could be doing literally anything else semi constructive.
@realDonaldTrump Your Foreign Policy reminds me of the New Years Eve I did a bunch of blow then took a bunch of Valium and woke up with a bald man fondling me. I would so kick you in the balls if you were I front of me.
@realDonaldTrump If you’re gonna play in Texas you gotta have a fiddle and band. The saddest thing I have seen in my lifetime is you dupe a bunch of hardworking Texans into your New York bullshit. It’s been such a bummer to see the rancher cattle community believe your shit.
@realDonaldTrump This is the most stupid tweet I have seen since Twitter. Honestly I would have held off for 11 more minutes bc Lone Warriors don’t come out til 10 pm but whatever. You are a lot of shit but Warrior you are not. You kinda just complain a lot.
@realDonaldTrump Just drank a six pack and smoked a J. Ready to troll your ass for 30 minutes bf I pass out . Looking at this Tweet now. Going with “Pocahontas “ I see? Great call Dickface! Next!