Tommy Thayer

Go State

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

White people love talking about how early they wake up

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

White people love saying “uh oh” when the phone rings

[Kate Maher @Katemahercsu]

Always invigorating to spend time with KLA’s Young Stockman’s Academy members. Such a great program with knowledgeable, enthusiastic beef industry professionals! Thanks for having me as part of your meeting and for all the new Twitter follows! 😎#cattlepeoplearemypeople #KLA19

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

@tkelce hear me out. How about we reenact the miles Garrett scene for a touchdown celebration?

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

Best part of hockey is that you don’t have to listen to Joe Buck

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

It’s crazy how many a’s are in Alabama

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

Thank god grandma doesn’t have her hearing aids in today.. this game is killing me

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

@alemay14 Why because of the college students getting wild?

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

Bar soap freaks me out

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

Tots > Fries

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

Four squares
Fold in half
Fold in half again
Discard

If you know, you know

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

@alemay14 So right, Austin! LMAO!!!

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

With all due respect, I had no idea Joe Buck had experimental surgery to get his balls removed.

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

Best part of the time change is that you can start drinking at 4 o’clock because technically it’s 5 o’clock

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

The best way to measure time is in beers 🍻

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

Blake: shit Ross, I forgot we have to do that accounting homework
Ross: I already took that class once, we can just copy it

Seems legit

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

Graduating makes you feel old. Realizing you check the weather every night before bed makes you feel really old.

[Tommy Thayer @tommythayer36]

When is country stampede? I don’t want to miss seeing it on Snapchat