Tommytweeter

just a normal guy living a normal life tweeting about anything but normality 🤣 #live #laugh #endearment

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@bumpicker69 A magician never reveals his secrets

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Man City more like man shitty 😂😂

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Guy I’m with keeps yapping on about how annoying twitter replies are. Bro really is a waste of a voice box.

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Ice on my wrist so I look better when I dance

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“So what are your plans against Spain mbappe?” - “for example nothing”

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Is 2 minutes a long time? Asking for a friend.

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@absolutemorkage Gotta be racist

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@bumpicker69 But when u get hot headed he really cools me down

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Met a Tommy tweeter fan today. Really chill guy!

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@bumpicker69 You’ve got the same smile tbf

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I be like an AK47 the way I be spraying tweets… LITERALLY 😂😂

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What’s up with these dictators cooking in Russia and it all going downhill afterwards #mbappe

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Can’t wait to be inside lake Como. I’ve heard it’s so wet.

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Bologna was definitely built in a day

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@clitfinder68 Your ancestry should’ve been defeated by dust decades ago

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The guy beside me isn’t playing his reels loud enough. Can almost hear myself think.

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My friend refusing to eat somewhere because it has no caviar, Creme brûlée or saffron. #bess

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I can neither confirm nor deny that I had any involvement in the 2001 attacks on the twin towers

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My favourite thing about Tommy tweeter is that he says it how it is. No ifs. No buts. Potentially some maybes

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I wish tommy tweeter fans were as silent as the p in pseudonym. They always be pestering me