Cooper Dejean flew this chick out to Jersey to bang this morning. Slim pickings for the exciting whites ig. Do better coop. #eagles#cooperdejean#jersey
Playing in Pops work Softball league tonight. Imagine finishing up your excel spreadsheet at 5 and finding out you have to pitch to 2022 JV Player of the Year (runner-up) Tommy fucking Wright. #lank
Playing in Pops work Softball league tonight. Imagine finishing up your excel spreadsheet at 5 and finding out you have to pitch to 2022 JV Player of the Year (runner-up) Tommy fucking Wright. #lank
I have been in an all out battle with a fly in my room for 45 mins. I haven’t been this close to crashing out in a long time. I am very close to doing a mega key bump and starting to shoot 9mm rounds at my drywall to kill this motherfucker. I want his stupid fly head on a platter