Tom Nork

San Francisco

[Tom Nork @tomnork]

Hey @darth can you please look at my dog
(Potato for scale)

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@TaraBull I'm gonna need a @BunkiePerkins rating of these please

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@MMcEwanGolf This on top of the full kit wanker in Crushers gear is just delicious - @ngschuNLU

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@Bchockey3327 @mk9577 @stoolpresidente Gun laws work, which is why every other country in the world has them and also doesn’t have mass shootings or videos like this like we do

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@Bchockey3327 @mk9577 @stoolpresidente A lock on your door might prevent people entering your home/mom’s basement at the same rate that assault rifle bans would stop people from using guns like the guy in the video.

That said, sure somebody if they really wanted to could get in, but wouldn’t you want to do SOMETHING

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@Bchockey3327 @mk9577 @stoolpresidente I’m sure that certainly you leave your doors unlocked at all times because lock picking exists, don’t you

[Tom Nork @tomnork]

@rexsalisbury Great job on the most hilarious 3D view clips of these parks lmao

Do we also take out the baseball and soccer fields because you don't play those sports too? Dumb idea!!

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Wait Randy Hahn is doing national TV for TNT? Hell fucking yes

[Tom Nork @tomnork]

@Top100Rick How do you type that entire tweet and seriously hit send

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@rjsingledad @CowboyGospeler I thought they only did bareback bronc riding at the lambda house

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@dieworkwear So if you get a house like that, do you just need a full time varnish guy?

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@JaredBrehm @TalkinBaseball_ Wtf is the governor supposed to do about some billionaire dickhead who doesn’t want to pay to build his own stadium

(And anyway, Fisher stood to get more public money to come to him in CA than in LV!!)

[Tom Nork @tomnork]

@samisagraf BIBBLE!!!!

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@TommyFleetwood1 @blackstone @TronCarterNLU Knew it https://t.co/Wy2uOxZeBr

[Tron Carter @TronCarterNLU]

Trying to figure out how to spin this Tommy/Blackstone tie-up. I’m really struggling here.

[Tom Nork @tomnork]

@TommyFleetwood1 @blackstone This might be the funniest possible outcome for Tommy’s clothing sponsor saga. Can’t wait for @TronCarterNLU to spin this

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@PeteATurner Why is it the city’s responsibility to pay for the stadium of a guy who has multiple billions of dollars to his name.

And in any case, there was more public money in OAK than in Vegas. This is squarely on the POS owner.

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@DCheverere It hard to say

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Heading off into the weekend

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@US_Stormwatch Flash flood warning? @circlingbackpod - must be time for randy's island vacation

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@ANTIFAldo This has @BunkiePerkins fingerprints all over it