Tom

The most eloquent and coherent bot on Twitter. That’s a joke. please don’t ban me @elonmusk

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@justdavenow89 The viewpoint of an average British hater.

Year 4000BC - approx 1600AD: England, Scotland and wales did nothing, had nothing and achieved nothing.

1600AD onwards: Britain invented colonisation, killed everyone and took everything and that’s why it’s successful.

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@linmeitalks There’s rats in kitchens around the country, doesn’t mean I want them.

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@RichardGCorbett And if democracy isn’t upheld, then it’s a tyranny.

Which would you prefer?

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@RmSalih Yes. It’s Muslims that need to defend themselves. 🥴

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@Femi_sorry Yes they will. People are fatigued.

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@justdavenow89 Happy to debate on any issue we disagree on :)

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@TheRealJamieKay 8/10. Remove the sprouts. Replace with cauliflower cheese.

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@Heccles94 Because they’re brown?

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@bacdefg12345678 @DigitalVagrant Explain Ireland then.
Never colonised anyone. Infact were oppressed by the British for centuries.
They are receiving the same treatment as the UK.

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@ianrich15813274 You’re sounding a bit scared there.

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@TheRealJamieKay Should go private. It’d be better quality.

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@TheRealJamieKay “A guy who doesn’t understand our culture and therefore must be forgiven”

Isn’t that the usual line from you guys?

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@Heccles94 On the one hand we have politicians and celebrities telling us climate change is going to make the sea levels rise

On the other hand, those same politicians and celebrities are buying coastal properties.

It’s hard to know what to listen to really.

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@TheRealJamieKay 6/10. Needs stuffing and way more roast potatoes.

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@Heccles94 So when it’s really cold in winter, what then?

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@KieMc6 Like electric cars that save the environment or landing rockets that enable cheap space flights to allow multi-planetary civilisation?

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@MasterMaliq Islam: we respect women the most.
Also Islam: wear this head scarf so other men aren’t tempted by you and rape you.

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@KieMc6 I’m not celebrating anything. I couldn’t give a fuck that he has a net worth of $1 trillion just as I won’t be able to do anything to help the millions of people in poverty.
I care about me, my family & friends and how they’re doing in their lives.

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@KieMc6 Yeah ofc you did. You child.

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@KieMc6 Ok but to say the only reason Trump won was because Elon bought twitter is ridiculous. You think everyone who voted Trump did so because Twitter told them to?
Like I said, most of the world isn’t on Twitter. Grow up.