Thomas

If you ever hit me and I find out about it...

[Thomas @tomnus_]

@RedDirtSport So we moved to an alternate universe where Tango and Cash doesn't exist I guess?!?!?!

[Thomas @tomnus_]

Oklahoma: Seattle's basketball AND baseball team.

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

Closest county to each Omaha 8 CWS team

[Thomas @tomnus_]

@RedDirtSport I wouldn't hate a Patreon on what the hell happened with Ott. Maybe I'm a casual, but I have no idea

[Thomas @tomnus_]

@OU_Football What I'm bringing

[Thomas @tomnus_]

I knew that I could write a check for pizza at Casey's gas station and it wouldn't hit the bank for 2-3 days. That happened... a lot.

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

what’s the brokest thing you’ve ever had to do??? I paid for gas in nickels

[Thomas @tomnus_]

I feel like they're just fucking with me at this point.

[AF Post @AFpost]

State Sec. Rubio: “Imagine if instead of spending billions on weapons, Iran spent that money on its people. They’d have a much different country.”

Follow: @AFpost

[Thomas @tomnus_]

Have a good day at school, Hands on the Bible.

[Thomas @tomnus_]

I saw this and thought Yadi died. I was not happy.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Yadi's legendary 19-year career included nine Gold Gloves and two World Series rings. Now, he's up for a Red Jacket!

Yadier Molina is on the 2026 Cardinals Hall of Fame Ballot presented by @EdwardJones!

Cast your vote today at https://t.co/xxuhoZoUuB

[Thomas @tomnus_]

@blinkinriley Move you Edmond, you whiny bitches.

[Thomas @tomnus_]

@RedDirtSport That worked out well. #MommyMilky

[Thomas @tomnus_]

@cowincrisis @RedDirtSport You made me close the app and try again, dick.

[Thomas @tomnus_]

@CPAC This is the face he makes when he hears "Um, this is an adult-only brothel, sir."

[Thomas @tomnus_]

This is the first scheduled sporting event I've seen that has a strong chance of happening after I've died of natural causes.

[U.S. Open @usopengolf]

A place history never forgets.

The U.S. Open will return to Inverness Club in 2045.

[Thomas @tomnus_]

@RedDirtSport Exactly

[Thomas @tomnus_]

@RedDirtSport

[Thomas @tomnus_]

@RedDirtSport Definitely a sandwich, though.

[Thomas @tomnus_]

@RedDirtSport That's the main course before your horrid cheese-on-pie dessert course.

[Thomas @tomnus_]

@soIoucity "I'd have gotten around those bases no matter what!"
*Watches video*
"I'd have begged my teammates to kill me."

[Thomas @tomnus_]

Hahahahah. These fuckin dorks.

[Turning Point USA @TPUSA]

UPDATE: Due to licensing restrictions, we are unable to stream The All-American Halftime Show on X.

Head on over to our YouTube channel tonight around 8PM ET to watch the full show 🇺🇸

[Thomas @tomnus_]

@RuiXuKS I cannot believe this tweet has no likes.