Tomrh1987

former gym freak, present pizza lover

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No gay !!!!

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Gonna blow my own trumpet abit, when I’m groomed I look fucking good 🤘🏼

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Friday night is pizza night 😋😋 caprinos come at me

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@xkristyLeoniex I’m with you on that , lateness is just plain rude

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@xkristyLeoniex I haven’t got the tits or ass for it duck

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Bad idea having a beer whilst watching England, now I wanna go out and get gazebo’d

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What do you say to a woman with no arms or legs ……. Nice tits

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Does it mean I’ve gone viral if I’ve got 300 likes on a pic 😂😂

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@teddybearosito It’s football!!!

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Messi masterclass 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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@PippaandHarry @Evelynhastwo Closest I get to this is the dog licking my feet when I’m cooking

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@ywomendeservles We don’t want raise another man’s kid

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@xkristyLeoniex That’s why I said it 😂😂

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Wtf got like 300 notifications on here, not even the good kind !! Looks like gay bots . Alls I’m gonna say is NO GAY !!!

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I want earn some extra money. Already have a full time job so my only other options are selling noodz or picking up a few night shifts at Tingles 😂😂🤘🏼🤘🏼

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@xkristyLeoniex Us workers will pee absolutely anywhere we can lol. When you gotta go …….

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When you’re stuck on the m6 and you need a piss

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When the kid finally goes bed, fat spliff and football time

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So yeah made a right dick of myself at Westport lake earlier. Actually tripped over a stick in full view of about 30 people. I was helped to my feet with everyone in tears of laughter including me.