Tom Beard

Actor, potterer, spring chicken.

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@AyrtonBen ok. That was yours. We came second.

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@AyrtonBen I seem to have chosen the wrong cocktail snacks.

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@AyrtonBen Such a scaredy cat. It's all going to change. I'm gonna have a lucky drink and some cocktail snacks and victory will be ours.

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@AyrtonBen Football is so 2014.

[BBC Press Office @bbcpress]

Here is the full text of our response to The Times' story about the licence fee:

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@michael_simkins done it. Turns out the boy has been awake since 7 and was just being nice. Happy Xmas, Simmo. X

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@cutteroo he'd finish his glass of egg nog, wipe the corners of his mouth with his ironed napkin, tiptoe to their bedroom. Then shoot them.

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@alistairpetrie and to you, big Al & Mrs P. Peace and love x

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I feel like waking my teenage kids to pay them back for all those 5.30 starts when they were younger.

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Waited til Xmas Eve for my fave show of the year, @ZooNationUK's Mad Hatter's Tea Party. Astonishing ensemble lighting up @RoyalOperaHouse

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Wonderful, big-hearted, brilliant @I_GregoryPorter and his amazing band had Pompey in the palm of his hand tonight.

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@exitthelemming gentle scan nudge? Hope all well.

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@_Tarbs @susiewokoma @TomRhysHarries if I win best arse in a pair of white shorts, pick it up for me. X

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@_Tarbs @susiewokoma @TomRhysHarries you see? That's just quality. X

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@_Tarbs @susiewokoma @TomRhysHarries tell me. NOW.

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@susiewokoma @_Tarbs @TomRhysHarries was going to go but I've fucked my back up. In fact it might have been Hotel that did it. love you all

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

All I want for Christmas is you.
It's a lot scarier when I say it.

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Society obsessed with breasts except in most natural context http://t.co/FpTguaK59L

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Generally speaking, days should not be assigned colours. This is a bad thing.

[The Guardian Bookshop @Guardian_Bkshop]

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