Tom Butler

I write fiction. Also I'm a cat daddy, average Overwatch player, and I watch too much YouTube.

[British Comedy Guide @BritishComedy]

The wonderful Alan Simpson OBE, co-writer of Steptoe, Hancock & much more, has died. https://t.co/jMhhUh1T4i

[Tom Butler @tomothybutler]

@TeenWolfToo I would feel bad for Bain & Armstrong, the manslaughter case would be a slam dunk for the prosecution.

[Tom Butler @tomothybutler]

@TeenWolfToo Christ almighty. Don the black armbands, it's time to commemorate the day comedy died.

[Tom Butler @tomothybutler]

@TeenWolfToo Now that's a film that deserves 14 nominations.

[Pam Ayres MBE @PamAyres]

On meeting Mr. President,
Poor Mrs. May must quake,
Which part of her anatomy
Will he decide to shake?

[Tom Butler @tomothybutler]

14 nominations for Blah Blah Bland. Were there really no better films released last year?

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

✨NEW VIDEO ✨

I Have A Hole In My Tooth (And My Dentists Are Shut)

https://t.co/lQvjUNe995

[Tom Butler @tomothybutler]

Great article about Emma Watson's non-film work. I admire her a lot. https://t.co/CIQEnmygnw

[Guardian Film @guardianfilm]

Emma Watson: 'Calling me a feminazi doesn't affect me' https://t.co/q7R5Qvw5DM

[DisneylandBerry @DisneylandBerry]

🎁 Follow & RT until March 11 (11:59pm) for a chance to win this Last Trip to Endor pin! Good luck!

[Tom Butler @tomothybutler]

I am nowhere near cool enough to use "af" as much as I do, but I can't help myself. It's a compulsion. I imagine it's annoying af.

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

NEW VID!
Here's a cover of @PanicAtTheDisco's Death Of A Bachelor

✨https://t.co/S4s7p6eOuv ✨

ENJOY!

[Tom Butler @tomothybutler]

Everyone's talking about #Oscars favourites. Mine are "the Grouch" and "from The Office".

[Tom Butler @tomothybutler]

.@TeenWolfToo Film idea: Cloverfeldman. 100 foot Corey Feldman destroys New York after reading the script for The Lost Boys 4: Blood Clot.

[Tom Butler @tomothybutler]

Untrue fact: If you laid 10 football pitches end to end they still wouldn't be as long as The 1975's new album title.

[Tom Butler @tomothybutler]

Took me a while to figure out #NeverTrump wasn't about bottom burps. Although I imagine a loose stool would probably do a better job.

[Tom Butler @tomothybutler]

.@TeenWolfToo Film idea: Friends With Benefits. The cast of Friends try to find work 12 years on, only to realise they're irrelevant.

[Tom Butler @tomothybutler]

.@TeenWolfToo Film idea: Bieber's Day Out. Three crooks try to kidnap JB and lose him at the zoo. Clyde to co-star.

[Tom Butler @tomothybutler]

@AmandaTheHoser Why not both? Go as Seymork!

[Tom Butler @tomothybutler]

.@TeenWolfToo Film idea - Taxidermy Driver. Minnie Driver learns to stuff animals. The dog from Marley & Me to co-star.

[Tom Butler @tomothybutler]

Also, how they didn't go with "Jeremy Perve-n" is beyond me. Silly hacks.