Tom Parker

dad | hokie | accountant | dmb lifer | ted lasso aficionado | be curious not judgmental

[Tom Parker @tomparker07]

@erewhonsmoothie I think it works

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@ali_41_ So fun. And Michael Buffer with all the nostalgia

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@ali_41_ I agree wholeheartedly. Haven’t and won’t. But…. Counterpoint: what if it’s DMB shows for 3 days on the boat featuring Jake Simpson, Warren Haynes, and Robert Randolph.

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@ali_41_ #85 for me!

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Our government intervened? Nope. I want Balogun to play, I want the US to win in every way. Not by cheating. Fairness exceeds winning. Whatever the specifics in the red card, seemed harsh to this non-soccer fan, it was a red card, it has consequences. We aren’t above anyone else.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Big win for birthright citizenship

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@davematthewsbnd A couple early tour shows were also posted. Should we expect others from the tour that weren’t Friday nights?

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Whatever the premise, there is SUCH an incredible irony to a show called “Nation’s Dumbest” airing on Fox.

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

'Nation's Dumbest' Season 1 Cast Photos: JoJo Siwa, Hilaria Baldwin, Ice-T, Chase Hudson & More Join Fox Competition https://t.co/KuOEvnRfqR

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@ali_41_ That sucks, I’m sorry. Hopefully a DMB show is in your near future to break free a bit.

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I’m weirdly rooting for the Knicks. I’m convinced that Stephen A Smith will be so overcome with joy that he won’t want to run for president. And I think that’s a win for everyone. #nbafinals

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@HawkEmDownChris Tiger Woods

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@Michellek4040 You are so lovely this should be illegal.

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@RepJackKimble You serious? There are roughly 240 “working” days. And that’s for those of us in some sort of corporate 9-5. I would bet the majority of Americans work 6 or 7 days a week. Serving in Congress isn’t and shouldn’t be for financial gain but to better the country and our citizens.

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@MatthewLeeRosen It’s the same amount that a football has to touch the goal line for it to be a touchdown. Makes sense to me. Strike. Touchdown. Goal.

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@google my Gemini for home assistants on my Google home devices think I live somewhere that I don’t and I’m getting bad results. Help?

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@davematthewsbnd Roanoke 1998

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@treadmillhorse @theswvashop We’re doing this for all the sports right?
Gridiron Turkey
Diamond Turkey
Hardwood Turkey
Pitch Turkey
Track Turkey
Bump Set Spike Turkey
Balance Beam Turkey
Forehand Turkey
Freestyle Turkey

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I miss @mythic_quest

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@Gizmodo Oh a company making billions wants to control the things? So scare people so they only use your thing. Cool. My compounded tirzepatide has resulted in 22 pounds off in 2 months and more energy than I’ve had in years. Next.

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@SVG__Collection Dave Matthews Band