Queen Al

Mom. Saints Fan. God.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

My nine year old niece realized today that only girls get periods. To quote her,

“So boys just get to be big and strong and I have to BLEED? And SHAVE? That’s bullshit.”😭😭

[Jack @Jackkk]

Shaquille O'Neal explains why he agreed with his ex-wife when she said she never loved him

“She didn't think she ever really loved me and my response was I wouldn't have loved me either”

“As a man I was failing. A man has three jobs with a woman. Protect, provide and love. At that point in my life, I failed her in all three areas”

“I was an asshole. I was an idiot. She was 1000% correct. I failed her as a husband, as a protector and as a provider”

“She's not my wife anymore but she gave me five beautiful children. I'll always protect her”

[BIG JAEL @sullibible]

Pedophiles being released early bc of “good behavior” makes no sense like no shit they behaving in an environment where there are no kids #duh

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Congress gets free healthcare for life, a pension when they retire, and $79 A DAY for lunch... that’s all BEFORE their $175,000 a year salary.

The system is a joke and tax payers are the punchline.

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

This is why the shift to everyone hating each other has been so hard for millennials.

Many of us went to diverse schools where everyone basically got along. Sure, jokes were made & bad people existed, but there was a general code of respect.

Social media + rage bait ruined that

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Dave Chappelle said "i got paid 25K when i was 17 and was scared to walk around with it in a backpack cause i never had something somebody wanted. i know they would kill me if they knew i had this money. now imagine having a pussy." Give this man a medal.

[Queen Al @tomplaitt19]

Can we check on Khalid? He hasn’t released anything in a while and I’m kind of worried about him lol

[Male Central @TheMale_Central]

The range of a gay man in a straight body

[Patrick Schwarzenegger @PSchwarzenegger]

You got no idea…

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

The way she was like the first to arrive and nobody beat her look for the rest of the night

[AARON @lidolmix]

the way a youtuber outdressed almost everybody in that room like are you guys not embarrassed..😭

[Queen Al @tomplaitt19]

This is giving the best by far

[insizwa nsi @AdvKindness]

Why he ATE every man UP????

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Gas prices are at crazy levels-fire TRUMP!!

[Emmanuel Dion❤️✨ @Heisemmyscott]

Celine Dion at The 2026 Met Gala.

[Norma Kay @realnorma_kay]

Michael B Jordan looking like a Greek God
#MetGala

[Queen Al @tomplaitt19]

With his WOODEN ASS TEETH

[Thulsa Doom @TheButcher2020]

@amelia_tweetz @Elonisahero123 There’s only one way this ends and it’s not in court.

[Tyler Bindi @TripleNetTyler]

Pregnant lady on my flight told me she needed my aisle seat because she has to stand up every hour

I (very kindly) gave it to her and took the middle seat

She didn’t get up once

This should be a federal offense