Tom Gray

Husband, father of 2, American, Auburn man, Green Egg enthusiast. All positions expressed r mine & do not rep. position of my employer.

[Tom Gray @tomrgray]

Justin Gaethje said he was going to change the way Topuria looked. I’d say he’s a man of his word. #UFC #WhiteHouse

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If Detective Potter on #WorstExEver was my Father, I’ll bet I would have enjoyed my teen years a lot more than I did.

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Detective Potter on #worstexever is to detective work what Homer Simpson is to Nuclear Power Planting.

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I heard Detective Potter from #WorstExEver is going to be featured on Netflix’s new series Worst Detective Ever.

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@alphafox Big Red Flag. You should never date a chick with a cat.

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#Skyscrapperlive doing that climb without ropes isn’t that impressive. Do it with no hands, then you’ll have my respect.

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Kevin McCallister is a real jerk in Home Alone 2. He was using a stolen credit card and somehow they made the hotel manager out to be the bad guy. Then he tried to mirder the would be robbers.

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I think if two players get a concussion from one hit they can feel pretty confident to throw the old targeting flag. Texas A&M got screwed.

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@GatorsFB If I were Florida I would say this is an AI hack.

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It’s weird Auburn is letting Hugh Freeze call plays for one final game. Must have been in the fine print of the buy out.

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@_CoachMartin That would be so Auburn

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I’m no football coach but Auburn should have ran the ball on 4th and 1 to end the game instead of running the sack play again. That sack play hardly ever works. 2nd game in a row they called it to end the game. I looked it up and every time they run the sack play they lose yards.

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High Freeze? He looks more like Hugh Freezer Burn. #Auburn #Auburnfootball #HughFreeze

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Geez after seeing Hugh Freeze on the sideline he should change his name to Hugh Burn

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Why The Waterfront sucks part 8. Grady, actually liked him. #netflix #Thewaterfront

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Why The Waterfront sucks part 7. Payton. Actually liked her until last few minutes of the show. Took her loser husband back same night he told his side piece he only wanted her. Again were we supposed to want her to take this unlikable character back? Confused.

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Why The Waterfront sucks part 6. Bree Buckley. Rather than keeping her son as far away as possible because of how evil her family is. She selfishly wants him in her life. Also killed a good man. If it weren’t for dat ass, she’d be super unlikable.

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Why The Waterfront sucks. Cane continued. Wife comes home he confesses cheating tells her he only loves her. Then immediately goes and tries to win over “girlfriend”. Gets rejected and goes back to wife saying he only wants her. We’re supposed to think he’s a creep right? Dbag

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Why The Waterfront sucks part 5. Cane Buckley. Disrespects wife while flirting with high school girl he later sleeps with. Wife is almost set on fire because of him but rather than focusing on her, he pursued high school crush. Terrible human being.

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Why The Waterfront sucks Part 4. Belle Buckley. Very weak woman. Allows husband to be a chronic cheater with no repercussions. Didn’t support young daughter when she was dealing with PTSD which lead her to become a drug addict. Thanks Mom!