We rarely celebrate the police’s triumphs - we only ever see them in the news when something goes wrong.
But for every failure, there are thousands more successes.
Imagine the effect on morale knowing that the only time anyone will pay attention to you is when a mistake is made.
Some day I’ll tell Blake about the nice old gent who calmed him down when he had a meltdown in the supermarket. Sad to hear about Jack Charlton’s passing, RIP Jack.
@AmazonUK@AmazonHelp why can I not get a parcel delivered for nearly 2 weeks when I need it for my job? You’re prioritising items that people need to work from home so why not this too?
My wife threw my new football over the wall as she thought it belonged to our neighbour’s 9 year old lad.
I’ve had to ask them if I can please have my ball back.
I’m 36 years old.
It’s a momentous day.
One in which Britain finally brings to an end a ghastly experiment that’s brought us nothing but suffering.
At midnight, I urge us all to celebrate our freedom with riotous jubilation. Finally, the hell is over.
Good riddance #Veganuary !
Amazing time watching @jackwhitehall in Cardiff last night! Need to know who that first support act was though, you know, the Susan Boyle lookalike🤷♂️ #jackwhitehall