Tom Rogers

'Do it once, do it properly then get to sleep.'

[David Flatman @davidflatman]

I reckon they should take all the kicking out of football.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Schools in UK urged to teach non-contact rugby, or “playing against the All Blacks” as it’s known.

[Tom Rogers @TomRogers_2]

@Court_Horey in shower gel fumble shocker 🙈 @tomburns88 @DoveMen #showerlads #brokencap #sorryvaughn

[Nate Johnson @mrnathanjohnson]

I knew @MakingAMurderer wasn't real when I saw @MrBButterfield show up #peterserafinowicz #secretcomedy

[The Poke @ThePoke]

10 tips to be an amazing football pundit

https://t.co/m6Kt6imI22

[Tom Rogers @TomRogers_2]

@tomburns88 ok see you tonight #optionaltuesdays

[Tom Rogers @TomRogers_2]

@tomburns88 does that include training?

[Canterbury RFC @cantrugby]

All ready here for Super Saturday. Don't miss out!! All starts at 2pm! Come up and support #blackandamberarmy

[Mike Sutherland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @vern_cotter]

I don't like soccer, and I don't mean to denigrate those who do.

And for those who like soccer, denigrate means 'put down'.

#MOTD

[Paul Williams @thepaulwilliams]

Eddie Jones names 3 vice captains.

Not sure why you'd do that unless you were worried about your captain being sent o......

Ah, I see.

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

Solid brandishing, this. Excellent thrust, card still shaking after it's reached its zenith, no doubt remains. 8/10.
https://t.co/KmblSW5UYC

[Canterbury RFC @cantrugby]

Let's make sure we have a full house at The MTG for the match v Bury St. Edmunds. 3pm kick off. Music after the game till 730pm. #noise

[Canterbury RFC @cantrugby]

Sun's up. Pitch is awesome! Already then for 3pm v Bury St. Edmunds here at the MTG. Please support! #noisematters

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"God Ted, do you remember that fella who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him?"

[Canterbury RFC @cantrugby]

Canterbury 10 Redingensians 10. Yellow card to Jimmy Green.

[Tom Rogers @TomRogers_2]

@UKPowerNetworks #stillcantgetonmydrive

[Tom Rogers @TomRogers_2]

@UKPowerNetworks thanks for fixing the HV fault in front of my drive last Friday but could you fill the hole back in? #stillcantgetonmydrive

[Matthew Syed @matthewsyed]

Sportsmen are only role models for the gullible and illogical. Sadly, that's many of us. Column on the Fury furore - https://t.co/rVlwlhXUDL

[Roper to beat @footylikebrent]

We at #footylikebrent would like to congratulate @GNev2 & @fizzer18 on their new jobs! @rickygervais @TSBible

[Stuart Broad @StuartBroad8]

Do we like these selfie sportsmen opinion media videos that have come rife since the RWC15?!