Tommy Root

All gas no brakes

[Tommy Root @TomRoot9]

Let’s see Paul Allen’s bracket

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Swiftie daughter or says “we” when talking sports son

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Asking the guy in the gym bathroom how many sets he’s got left

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Happy Easter

[Tommy Root @TomRoot9]

Lebron was 40 when he scored 50,000 points so there is still plenty of time for me to do it too

[Tommy Root @TomRoot9]

summa Cum laude was right there man

[bing 🪵 @BingBongLLC]

graduated from here with a 4.0 btw

[Tommy Root @TomRoot9]

Tried to switch it up from my go to Chipotle order and they splashed the tub of pinto beans in my face

[Noah 🩻 @weremytown13]

apparently spotify laid off a lot of workers and used AI to create the wrapped this year instead no wonder it sucks…

[Tommy Root @TomRoot9]

Musical Obama be like uhhh my cello Americans

[Tommy Root @TomRoot9]

Printing money is an easy way to make a quick buck

[Drug Money Capital ™️ @TheDrugMoney]

What’s a personal finance hack you believe everyone should know but few actually do?

[Tommy Root @TomRoot9]

Using the handicap stall so I have enough room to practice handstands and somersaults

[Tommy Root @TomRoot9]

Just saw Dune 2. Craziest part is at the end when Paul Atredies says “that’s right folks, we’re Dune two more movies” then rides off on a sand worm

[Tommy Root @TomRoot9]

I’ve got approximately -4 “it is what it is”’s left in me but there are also +$3 in my Dunkin rewards so it’s really never been better

[Tommy Root @TomRoot9]

*handing a girl a drink at the bar*

“Hey can you hold this real quick? My friends and I are about to film a Harlem shake”

[Tommy Root @TomRoot9]

Oct. 1st: going to the pumpkin patch and picking up the heaviest pumpkin I can find to impress the ladies. Then proceed to throw a fit because I didn’t know weight dictated price (they love a man who can bargain)

[Tommy Root @TomRoot9]

Taylor Swifts following is just more proof that the dead internet theory is real

[Gracey ✨ @northastrology]

Since Travis Kelce’s birth time is not known (yet, give me time) here is Taylor Swift’s birth chart with Kelce’s planets on the outer wheel ⚡️

His Libra Sun + Mars boosts her 11th House of friendships and community

His Scorpio Venus conjunct her Scorpio Mars means ELECTRICITY for them both

His Moon & her Sun are hilarious & their connection feels like best friends meets lovers

Kelce’s last breakup revolved around his ex being a spoiled brat and him not wanting to foot the bill/be embarrassed by her antic much longer. His mom/family couldn’t stand her… meanwhile this 2nd House pileup indicates they both bring their own to the table. His Saturn conjunct her Mercury in the 2nd House indicates marriage potential here.

They have the same path as far as soul purpose, living by example through human connection is exactly what they embody.

Taylor’s Vertex (aka spiritual gifts and magical people you may meet) and Jupiter is conjunct Kelce’s Jupiter, showing a LOOOOOOOOOOT of motherly love + approval on both ends.

Travis’ Mercury falls in her 10th House making her public image impacted by him in a positive way, a Virgo Mercury may be critical at times and Travis will have to push past his discomfort of everyone knowing his business for this to be manageable long term ⚡️

[Tommy Root @TomRoot9]

I don’t think people quite understand how powerful of a militia the partnership of Ice Spice and Dunkin is going to create.

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The date I went on was practically a dream come true (had difficulty speaking and lost almost all motor skills)

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This is actually just 2 tiny guys working inside of a soft serve ice cream machine

[NIMBUS @BltchMoe]

has anyone ever figured out what the fuck theyre even doing