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America’s Sweetheart

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How long do you think it will take my family to realize I put Gary Busey on top of our tree

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@PeteButtigieg THE DELTA SKY LOUNGE IS DOING ONE IN ONE OUT

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I JUST GOT THREE THINGS TO SAY. GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS. GOD BLESS AMERICA. AND GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Robert Francis Prevost from the U.S. has been elected as the 267th Pope.

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A TSA level pat down at the Bell House??? Omg this is Trump’s America

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Bridesmaids should get priority boarding

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Selling all of my belongings on FB marketplace before moving

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POV: you asked a gay person to write a personal reference letter for an apartment

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Bachelor's Degree in Mass Communications is a beautiful name for a baby girl 🎀

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Giving Tuesday? How about YOU give ME a KISS??

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@triciacrimmins There would be a lot less confusion

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People from Philadelphia should not be allowed at the Super Bowl

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When someone asks me if I'm about to start crying:

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

i should start crying

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I wish someone would comment "fatherless behavior" on my photos

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There can be 100 people in a room and 99 of them don't believe in you but 1 is a straight man waiting to show you a Youtube video

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*having a conversation with my 12 year old cousin immediately after downing two glasses of red*

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Are there any Black Friday deals on insulin

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⚠️ It's Time to BeABitch ⚠️

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My mom (patiently) watching my performance as British Mouse #1 at my theater camp production in 2006

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Disclosing personal information to a gay man: