Carrots🐾🦴ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ

puppyboy/inumimi // transmasc, genderfluid, pansexual, polyamorous
"Your name is Carrots for a reason, you're a vegetable" -Gauge, 2026
Banner drawn by my bf 💛

[Kris Valentine @cupids_archive]

You masturbate because you're horny. I masturbate because I'm depressed and need the dopamine. We are not the same.

[ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 @daggerbunnie]

I suck at flirting, I just use :3 n hope I get railed

[ꅐꏂ꒐ꋪ꒯😈👻 @heis_Mike_]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[lia ♡ karasu @juridicokage]

oi, gente

o caso epstein está infelizmente caindo no esquecimento nos últimos tempos, e ver que uma coisa desse gênero perde a visibilidade após sair "do hype" é horrível.

por isso, quero pedir um rt nesse tweet caso você puder, assim ajuda a chegar em mais pessoas.

[Grace ⚙️🧡 @MechanicalDoll_]

Is it valid to stop mid sex to get burgers then continue

[JHON @musoverao]

estou em dúvida se devo fumar um cigarro me masturbar ou me suicidar

[Zerø @zeromoder]

sorry if I retweet anything lewd im a huge pervert and homosexual

[maza @chibibeerchan]

we need a slur for faggots

[Abasia @_abasia_]

A sketch comic created in a half-fever-dream state while battling insomnia

#healing

[cherry ♡ CEO of yoo²hankim @5alvat1on_]

don’t give up, pervert. get that degree.

[Dr.Freaky @DrFreake]

online queer spaces in 2026

[𝕄𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐮𝐮˚❀༉‧₊˚. @MyMaryluu]

hakira yuri...

[Miklo @MikloTheMexican]

i had to make this

[Ély(=^▽^)σ🍀🫧 @Diavolo_1001101]

Genuinely breaks my heart that animation meme are now considered trends that last less than a month and artists feels shamed to post their animation after the trend is over

[kay @velmorite]

EVERYONE GET MORE ANTI AI NOW!!!!!!!!!

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

“17 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 17 38 aye im like hey what’s up hello

[scout ! 🦭 @ingoboningo]

jacking off with a pussy is so weird sometimes i finish in under two minutes and other times i must hold my vibrator at a 63 degree angle and the wind must be blowing from the northeast and it has to be the second tuesday of the month but only when mercury is in retrograde

[g 🧚🏾‍♀️ 🫐 @edebiriii]

this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die

[Zkeange @zkeange]

And you will be blocked if you’re caught making jokes about dolly’s death