Tom

Bad things happen in Philadelphia. LU 420. Officially worked in a pizza shop more than half my life.

[Tom @TomShmuk]

“What do you mean mom said we can’t go to Cawleys?”

[Matt Shumer @mattshumer_]

https://t.co/ivXRKXJvQg

[John Rich @JohnRichTV]

Well this was horrible to read at 6:30am

[Tom @TomShmuk]

Happy Taylor Swift’s new album day to those all of those who celebrate.

[Cubsreek @OwnedByButters]

Why the fuck do Dolphins fans get this and we have “Elliot Shorr Parks”

[Tom @TomShmuk]

MCVAY STILL CANT BEST US!!!!!!!!

[Jennifer Slay❤️ @jennwilliams23]

GO BIRDS! Goodluck to ya’ll! Will always love and support the crew! 🤞🏽💚🖤🦅

[Tom @TomShmuk]

My 3 year old just came over to me and screamed “Hey! Listen to me. I am getting pizza for lunch today ok?” What a start to the morning…

[Tom @TomShmuk]

McDonald’s is elite

[Tom @TomShmuk]

I remember I told my wife we would get a dog (after she begged for years) if the Sixers won the championship that year but we had to name it Barco Belinelli

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

There’s truly nothing that would make me forget about Marco Belinelli in a Philadelphia 76ers uniform…

Look at this offense, man… Confident Ben Simmons surrounded by shooters. Ball popping, free flowing, 3’s launching… Incredible

You’ll always be a real one @marcobelinelli

[Tom @TomShmuk]

“Dart unleashing down the sideline! Touchdown!! Giants score! It’s now 40-6 Eagles as New York gets on the board in the 4th quarter.”

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Jaxson Dart’s first touchdown pass was a beauty

[Tom @TomShmuk]

Hold the fuck on…melted cheese on home fries?!?! That’s unbelievable

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Now, that's genius.

[Tom @TomShmuk]

The kind of hangover where brushing your teeth is the equivalent to an Ironman race

[Tom @TomShmuk]

Pappardelle is the best pasta type there is, excluding anything filled.

[Tom @TomShmuk]

Kait: “what are you watching that you’re laughing so hard at?”

*me nearly in tears watching videos of kids running into mirrors in mirror mazes*

Me: “…nothing”

[Tom @TomShmuk]

Sunday breakfast down the shore is top 5 best things of summer.

[Tom @TomShmuk]

The worst thing to happen to the world recently was the ability to do a 20 picture Instagram post

[Tom @TomShmuk]

If I can’t hold and load a picture in 4K then I don’t even want it

[Tom @TomShmuk]

I want Brad Marchand’s tears from game 4 in the Cup when Edmonton wins.

[Tom @TomShmuk]

My death row last meal would be any sandwich or hoagie and a Coke from Russo’s.

[Tom @TomShmuk]

Imagine what they’d look like if they won….

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Brittany Mahomes is an entirely different person from a few years ago 🔥👀