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4 = 6

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#4 = 6 points

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Dr Doom reveal, who did this? 😂☠️

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@GUNSANDCRAYONS Fathers do to establish the importance.

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@hmeliz

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

People don't realize what #Ravens All-Pro TE Mark Andrews goes through during games. Andrews has Type-1 diabetes and has to check his blood sugar whenever he gets off the field.

While off the field, he wears a continuous glucose monitor. Watch this video:

"Every time I come off the field."

"For real?!"

"When my blood sugar is a little higher I gotta give insulin to bring it down."

"When it's lower I take some sugar.. like some Gatorade or something like that."

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Javi Moss sighting @Based_Javvv

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@FeitsBarstool Met a middle aged woman at a bar, was cracking jokes thinking I was funny. She called me Punky Brewster. Got home and googled, not happy.

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@MattMemo He’s walking on spaghetti legs

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

Forced to lug this in from New Jersey because my coworkers refuse to get boosted.

[The Chief ⚓️ @C2thaL2thaIGG]

Me telling people “aight, hit me up” even tho I never gave them any of my contact information 😌😌😌

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

Here's your NCAA Tournament Round 1, Day 2 viewing schedule with start times (EST), betting lines via @BSSportsbook, and TV channels.

#MarchMadness

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. 4 names. 0 hoes.

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@BarstoolBigCat Thanks for coming out tweet?

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@BowTiedOx @docanarchy My favorite thing I’ve heard from a mentor: “there’s many ways to fry an egg but until you show me a better way, we fry them my way”. Leadership is acceptance to change but only if the change works.

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@BowTiedOx @docanarchy Bedside manners* edit

[Tom Simon @TomSimon50]

@BowTiedOx @docanarchy Quote from an ED doc I worked for “my job is to make sure you don’t die on this floor. Don’t be mad at my beside manners for a cold.”

Doc was also burnt out from long, overworked shifts.

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@mirkb Show your worth

[Matt Downs @PlusEV]

This is the worst night of my life

[Matt Downs @PlusEV]

Just a reminder that there's people with functioning brain cells that actually think Justin Herbert is a better QB than Trevor Lawrence

[Tom Simon @TomSimon50]

@BowTiedSalesGuy I always thought of it as if you want to convince someone of something, make them think it was their idea in the first place