Thomas Cumming

Comedy enthusiast/stalker, worker ant, dreamer of dreams.

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@JaneyGodley The comment is from someone whose initials are JC… how deep does this conspiracy run!

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@DeeringRob @guardian Lock Stock?

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@sianharries_ Sigh

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@RevRichardColes @OsterlohAtLarge Winston and Walter, also feeling the (it’s not dinner time) blues…

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@James1940 @WeHaveWaysPod @almurray Whilst always happy to increase his collection of JH books, it’s my Pa’s Bday next week so does anyone have any book recommendations? Specifically anything on India during WW2, or the use of Liberators to transport POWs back to the UK. Ta.

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@AlexRoy144 Just thinking about the scene in the original War of the Worlds film where the people loot and steel the truck with the science experiments that could potentially save the world…

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@qikipedia @tiffstevenson probably not what Scottish Husband defines it as…

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@Divine_Miss_Em Well with these two it’s either 1)anything up to an hour and a half before food, 2) a telling off for eating something they shouldn’t have or 3) almost anything else…

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@Phil_Sledge

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@pierrenovellie This poster is direct proof that you are very much one of the “looks exactly like he sounds” people. Lovely stuff.

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@Phil_Sledge

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@aliterative He’s trying to add you to his Lynxedin…

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@TheNewsAtGlenn Took me far too long. I’ll leave my sense of humour with the lady on the way out…

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@Phil_Sledge

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@SoVeryBritish Wait, what?!

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@mikebrewer @MrsMBrewer @Next Was there with the @Sportingbears all weekend and can’t believe your voice made it to the end of Sunday! Cheers for all your support!

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@michaellegge See now I my household early fifties would be 51,52,53 mid fifties 54,55,56 and late fifties 57,58,59. Don’t know if that helps at all.

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@pricetom At this stage of the year, when people are booking Christmas parties etc, I would call that preemptive

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@MickFerry Spliffy Jeans, NASA, bomber jackets with raves on them (Slamin Vinal, Destiny etc)

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@ComComPod “Tasty” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence