Tomski

everything I do is spectacular, it's a curse.

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fun fact: mr disposable’s favorite food is carrot soup.

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when does something go from being melodrama to actually serious? and can you jump back from across that line?

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fun fact: mr disposable’s sidekick, basura boy, is just a normal little trash bin that mr disposable carries around with him everywhere! (no, it is not sentient.) and his “face” is just a sticker of mr disposable’s logo! (it’s already peeling off.) wowza! 🙃🗑️

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fun fact: during popularity polls, mr disposable consistently ranks behind another super hero: mr dissapointment, who is actually mr disposable himself! the audience just forgets his name alot! still, both names always rank in last, and second-to-last, place.

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fun fact: mr disposable once tried to rebrand himself as "mr indispesable" but, ironically, his efforts made him even more disposable. what a silly willy!

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mr disposable's other super power is that his other super-friends can forget all about him and he makes it so they don't even feel bad about it. truly a hero amongst heroes

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mr disposable’s super power would be that he can magically be replaced by his arch nemesis, mr literally anyone else, in the blink of an eye

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follow up. his sidekick’s name would be: basura boy.

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super hero name idea: mr disposable

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mr owl, how many tequila shots does it take to get to the bottom of why I’m a fucking idiot?

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heart emoji heart emoji heart emoji. am i a good person yet?

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with all that we drink, isn’t “liver” an ironic name for an organ?

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movie idea: groundhog day but he just stays in bed the entire day every time

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you know what? you're right. i'm wrong. i'll drink to that.

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i'm lasting longer than carano, at least

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round number 2? 3?

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it’s 5 o’clock somewhere

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self-found hunter. second lvl 60 in #hardcorewow. unstoppable. 💪😤

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third hc toon ever to 60. first time on horde. 😎

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ding 60 on hardcore classic! 💪😤