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[john @jmce95]

‘Rain sounds’ being in the Irish Spotify Top 100… girl just open a fucking window

[P @tomsoyboy]

@Ian_Gay_briel @hyperflesh fact. do not listen the ‘aters

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

A smile is a gang sign for friendly people

[WH @hastifliche]

WhatsApp messages from your Dutch electrician be like:

late to-day, fifteen minutes. i've been beaten the shit out of

[P @tomsoyboy]

@palgarian @VancityVerrall pleased to see AHS featured here. it has inspired several pale imitations (Newfoundland being the most blatant) but remains supreme in its class

[uj @umeshjj7]

canada has a functional postal code system where the first letter tells you the province and toronto has so many postal codes it basically has its own area code culture.

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

Does anyone know how to turn off auto-translate

[P @tomsoyboy]

Second time getting caught popping a zyn on Microsoft Teams

[MENACE II SOCIETY ™ @trademarkedash]

well the problem is, theres this thing with that kid

[P @tomsoyboy]

Jeff Probst has that Wendy Williams disease

[P @tomsoyboy]

Non binary kiwis be like “my pronouns are they/thim”

Just a little retro tweet.

[a.j. ⚧️🛸 @normalmaxxedaj]

now we’re Cooking with gas

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

La République, Honoré Daumier, 1848

[lydia tár updates @bengalibowie]

canadian literature in the 1970s

[P @tomsoyboy]

Work bathroom lighting always makes my hair look really healthy but in like a vaguely equine kind of way

[shrimplet @shrimpath]

@hellspatisserie researchers fed 90 pounds of tomato paste to a rat then fired it out of a cannon and it died

[Славян @SlavAesthetics]

You will never be her

[P @tomsoyboy]

@lvbs i think i’d want to be told if the source of the smell is something changeable (choice of soap, lacklustre hygiene), but not if it’s like “your natural clean scent doesn’t work for me”

[P @tomsoyboy]

@delillostan With my friends we often talk about things that have happened, are happening or will happen, in the world generally or in our lives. Circumcision also comes up from time to time