Tom Stachowski

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

*being held hostage by fellow midwesterners*

them: *holding a soda can in front of me* what is this called, bitch???!!!

me: it's a soda

them: *beating the shit out of me* you're from the midwest. it's called pop!

me: *spitting out blood* f*** you

[SwagBoyQ @Theswagboyq]

This man deserves a Grammy for this https://t.co/2E30q2RdRQ

[JSTJosh Ⓥ @JoshJST]

OH MY GOD 😂😂

[Tom Munns @TomMunns1]

I can’t stop watching this. Dad of the year 😂👏🏻⚽️

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Facts don't care about your feelings.

[nick @nickhansonMN]

s/o to everyone who's tryna get their life together. working on yourself is the hardest part of life. the rest comes after

[Tom Stachowski @tomstachowski28]

I don't like asking for much from people, but I could really use some prayers right now. I really appreciate it

[Tom Stachowski @tomstachowski28]

Gotta lift yourself up first before you lift up others

[tatum ☼ @ttatumballew]

roses are red
grass is green
its fricken bats
i love halloween

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Sources: Pistons owner Tom Gores and Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert are trying to bring an MLS franchise to Detroit. https://t.co/79ZjEizNzO

[Tom Stachowski @tomstachowski28]

Leonardo DiCaprio wins first oscar with standing ovation

[Tom Stachowski @tomstachowski28]

@collincoon that's awesome, pick that up and have your own cruise haha

[Tom Stachowski @tomstachowski28]

@collincoon that Regale 42 though