tom 🦕

no regrets coyote

[The Greep @GeordieGreep]

Irony - as in incorporating things you think are actually shit into your own high art or life with a knowing wink (and even if, when called out, you say “no I actually think that is brilliant, the height of expression” etc.), is a cancerous, dangerous, boring and useless trait.

[tom 🦕 @tomstddrt]

We’re slapping PSG 3-0 tonight, it was revealed to me in a dream

[brooke @wasianfielder]

allegations up their neck... knee deep in child support... the voidz album making -$2... all side projects on hiatus or flopping... julian chopped and ugly... they had one chanceto make history.

[tom 🦕 @tomstddrt]

Idk who this Jenna Ortega character is but are we getting a new Iceage record or nah

[tom 🦕 @tomstddrt]

Megalopolis, real heads know

[august @regularaugust]

Are there any movies from this decade or even the late 2010s that really “cult classics” in the traditional sense? I feel like that kind of reception and dedicated fanbase for one specific new release doesn’t happen the same way in the social media era. Maybe Red Rooms

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

The Zone of Interest (2023)

[tom 🦕 @tomstddrt]

This is the best record ever

[tom 🦕 @tomstddrt]

This is some gaff tbf gotta hand it to Manchester on this one. Spent hours smashing Star Wars pinball here

[Carl 🐝 @Zoc47]

If you know you know..

[monty @monty_avo]

it’s crazy how when “self-titled” is mentioned only one album comes to mind like the power that holds is insane

[tom 🦕 @tomstddrt]

Sorry yous don’t have two sick fuckin birds on top of your city’s most famous building. Seems like a skill issue to me

[tom 🦕 @tomstddrt]

The new yorkers yearn for the liver birds

[summer @transgendererer]

i think NYC would really benefit from having a giant mythical bird that lived here. maybe roosting on the empire state building. or maybe one in each borough. something along those lines. pokemon

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

One Battle After Another is supposed to be an adaptation of Vineland but I think you can just as accurately call it an adaptation of that episode of The Simpsons where Homer’s mom turns out to still be alive

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

when Flood III hits

[Y @tinscognito__]

God help you if you try to take even £1 from the 63-104 age bracket in this country

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Recently rewatched Mad men and this time around it struck me that Don is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Don Draper was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

walkin down bold street with a jabba like am the fella from the verve

[tom 🦕 @tomstddrt]

Group of 55 lesbians booked into the bar tonight

[tom 🦕 @tomstddrt]

Literally get big Ange in I don't care anymore just get baldy out

[tom 🦕 @tomstddrt]

Braving the absurd queue for Lili Bizarre in the cold so I can spend silly money on a packet costume, never beating the last minute allegations