Tom Stern

Major league @Jeopardy fanatic

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My dog has gotten so heavy that when I carry him on the subway in his tote bag I start pouring sweat 😓😓 and people offer their seats to me

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@BarstoolBigCat What is this, Texas A&M

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@TheWilderThings Kirk Cousins extension with Vikings, didn’t see that coming!

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You know you’re in your 30s when you get excited about free shipping on the replacement ink cartridge for your home printer @CanonUSA

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@Mr312 This is amazing

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@WillieLit @bandofblondes Bribe him w/ treats! Try a trail of cookies leading out of the door?

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@jj_redick @ringer @talter This was a great read

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@viceroy @elsewherespace What time do you go on tmrw night?

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Top 60 places to travel:

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

We know you have not been getting our tweets because we know you would write back if you did. We hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. We are sure our relationship would be a real home run! @RMcElhenney @alwayssunny #YoureOnJ!

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@TheWilderThings “Same” - Joe Buck

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Yeah Bob Wylie’s cool but the real star of #HardKnocks episode 3 was my boy MOOSE 🐶🏈

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A foot massage chain called UTOEPIA #MillionDollarIdeaMonday 👣💰👣💰

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@neednomelody 🧐🧐🧐

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@n_senko Big DraftKings Guy

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BREAKING MOOS 🐮🐮🐮 can confirm this is definitely NOT where @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter do their dry cleaning #Journos

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NO GOD NO @n_senko https://t.co/fF0d3Wa3T7

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Huey Lewis and The News cancel all 2018 performances. See attached note from Huey.

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@PFTCommenter I'm stuffing my entire family's stockings with earmuffs so no one has to hear all this talk about other mens' jobs 🙉🙉🙉

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Tonight's the night!!! @BarstoolBigCat

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@TheClemReport Clem the many-faced god!!

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@richarddeitsch 😨😭😨😭