Tom Sterritt

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[shotgun @shotguncaio]

“You didn’t waste your money on dumb stuff this month, did you?”

Me:

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@Chaos_Cards Sylveon

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@pokemongoappuk Valor red

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@Chaos_Cards Psyduck

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@WatchNebula Been signed up for all emails, not got anything in any inbox 😕

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@g__j 39362.6

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@OaklabsAlerts Psyduck 🥰

[Henry @_hjjm]

Me having non verbal time with the pet at the party

[JJ 🇵🇸 @boringdystopian]

noting you do to reduce your impact on the climate will ever compensate for the existence of americans

[Keiran Goddard @keirangoddard1]

Places like Center Parcs are wild

You walk around and think:

“hmm,quite nice to have amenities”

…then you realise Britain has made visiting a miniature place with functional civic infrastructure a holiday destination

We pay to live like a Danish person for a week, basically

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

You misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

are YOU the next big horrible piece of shit

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@ThreeUKSupport You tell me. What does this show?
If I go into “unbilled events” it’s nowhere near 12GB, more like what my phone shows

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How does this add up @ThreeUK @ThreeUKSupport? Reset when I left UK, I’ve used next to nothing and now have to find WiFi just to get directions?

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@TeslaOwnersUK Are there tickets available for paid supporters still? Submitted the form hoping I’m not too late 🤞🏻

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NosePod

[MacRumors.com @MacRumors]

Jony Ive Designs ‘Most Perfect Nose in History’ for Comic Relief UK https://t.co/QPxS4fg1F8 by @waxeditorial

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

“We can have different opinions and still be friends” doesn’t apply to human rights.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“i’m a ravenclaw” no, you are 33 years old