Places like Center Parcs are wild
You walk around and think:
“hmm,quite nice to have amenities”
…then you realise Britain has made visiting a miniature place with functional civic infrastructure a holiday destination
We pay to live like a Danish person for a week, basically
You misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.