tomstodd

[hovi 💎 @holahovitaaa]

18 years ago today, Jaÿ-Z became the first rapper to headline Glastonbury and trolled Oasis when they said rap had no place there. He came on stage playing their song Wonderwall then flipped it into 99 Problems and destroyed the stage.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Dogs are amazing 👊

[Drake Smith @drakesmith__]

I won't out the course but here is aspect of Country Clubs that I think needs to change.

I had a player playing in the US Amateur.

We hired the clubs best caddie to help us navigate the course in practice rounds.

Guy was great.

With our USGA credentials on first day at the club we asked him after the round if he would like to join us for lunch.

He couldn't, he wasn't allowed in the clubhouse and we were able to go in and out freely.

I hate this about higher end golf.

Good caddies are assets and should be treated as such.

Please retweet this if you agree.

[tomstodd @tomstoddart]

@sid_lambert I was at this game! Remeber it well

[tomstodd @tomstoddart]

@NickDougherty5
@SkySportsGolf
Our wonderful junior golf organiser is raising money cycling from Wentworth to Birkdale for the golf foundation, helping getting kids into golf. If you can support please do!
Make a donation to golf foundation https://t.co/wIlL47LTH4

[Triple M @Tripple____M]

All goals of the season since 2004

[Buchi Laba @Buchi_Laba]

Randomly came across this Video on Instagram where Palmeiras kids came to USA for a Futsal competition and made the other kids look like they should be in school😂!

I’m sure next time they will not invite them😂!

Video from Mvmntdoulaye via Instagram.

[? @kingofchess__]

Danish ski school 🇩🇰

Coolest video you’ve ever seen today 🙌

[UK Back in the Day @UKBackintheDay2]

80s & 90s kids… how many of these bangers do you remember?

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates.

Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven. Do you have any questions?"
The man replies, "Yes, my girlfriend and I never had the chance to get married while we were alive. Can we get married in Heaven?"

Peter says, "That's a good question. I’ll get back to you with an answer."
So the couple waits... and waits...

Six weeks later, Peter returns and says,
"OK, good news! Yes, you can get married in Heaven. Come right in and enjoy eternity together."

The couple then asks,
"One more thing. Eternity is a long time... if things don’t work out, can we get a divorce in Heaven?"

Peter throws up his hands and says,
"Christ! It took me six weeks to find a priest up here — do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!" 😂👼💍⚖️

[tomstodd @tomstoddart]

@sid_lambert Another ridiculous goal against wimbledon to add to Beckham, di- canio. Yeboah, dalian atkinson etc etc

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

No mulligans on TOUR ... except during pro-ams 😂

Shane Lowry topped one as Rory McIlroy's partner before @Zurich_Classic.

#NationalMulliganDay | #TOURVault

[Maddie Evans @EstieMaddie]

DAD JOKES - OMG DYING 😭

😂🤣 In the mood for a laugh???

[JW @baronlordvader]

Englishman: "That your dog?"

Welshman: "Aye"

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'

Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”

Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doing all right."

Welshman: (look of shock)

Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog: "Yep."

Englishman: “How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Very good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”

Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)

Horse: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."

Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”

[tomstodd @tomstoddart]

@LBRuT_Help at the bottom of Amyand park road by the bridge over the train tracks. Please sort. Thanks

[george @StokeyyG2]

This is by far the greatest Premier League edit I have ever seen.

🎥: JunjaCreates

[Green Beret Nap Time @GBNT1952]

I still think this is one of the greatest videos ever created, and the fact that it is actual audio from a Presidential debate makes it even funnier.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

This is absolutely brilliant.
♥️ 🎶🎻

[Stu’s Football Flashbacks @stusfootyflash]

It’s 29 years to the day since England lost to Germany at Euro ‘96.

And as Wembley emptied that night, the BBC beautifully used ‘Walkaway’ by Cast for their closer.

This is possibly the greatest sad montage of all time. 💔