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let’s get it

[tomtheebomb @tomtheebomb4]

UFC fighters be named shit like Bitchislav Sosa

[tomtheebomb @tomtheebomb4]

Goat

[Lina Khan @linamkhan]

This was my final week as @FTC Chair so I wanted to say thank you.

[tomtheebomb @tomtheebomb4]

@StoryfulViral Can you stroke my shit crazy slow style

[tomtheebomb @tomtheebomb4]

@gocapes53 @IDF on gang stop shooting down shit

[tomtheebomb @tomtheebomb4]

So something just exploded in space over my tropical island vacation

[tomtheebomb @tomtheebomb4]

@BBCWorld

[tomtheebomb @tomtheebomb4]

This sucks I should be building legos and jacking it

[jainormis @jainormis]

dude we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Crazy that we're only 20 beers away from 2025

[tomtheebomb @tomtheebomb4]

I’m the jacker baby

[tomtheebomb @tomtheebomb4]

Me at 12:30 pm on December 31st

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

We’re getting drunk until it’s concerning if u wanna join

[tomtheebomb @tomtheebomb4]

Kissing the homies to unreleased CeeLo Green at midnight on new years

[trav @travworldpeace]

I got unreleased ceelo green

[Alastair McAlpine, MD @AlastairMcA30]

Given that “Adrian Dittman” is Elon Musk, this has to go down as possibly the saddest tweet of all time.

All that money.
All that power.

And the man just wants validation.

[tomtheebomb @tomtheebomb4]

This football team is better at fighting than winning a game

[tomtheebomb @tomtheebomb4]

@WalkieSlushh Oh god

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The trailer for ‘CHAINSAW MAN: THE MOVIE - REZE ARC’ has been released.

Releasing in 2025.

[tomtheebomb @tomtheebomb4]

Mom is prepping for the holidays

[matt @MattsBestTweets]

I bet it would be so satisfying to shoot the rizzler with a net gun from a helicopter

[tomtheebomb @tomtheebomb4]

@WalkieSlushh SCREEN

[𝔰𝔩𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯 🦇 @occultomundi]

mixing mr. pibb and dr. pepper to create 'the philosopher's brew'

[Realm of the Mad God @RotMG_news]

It’s giveaway time! We’re giving you the chance to win 1 of 2 Oryx The Mad God Plushies! 🥳

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The giveaway ends Dec. 9th. Good luck!