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hi ^_^ just chillin :p +18 insta- @tomthiccc

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

they're making wellness videos about playing video games on your couch, that's how bad phone has gotten

[Virgil @VirgilsQuill]

How my beautiful age appropriate wife looks at me because we love each other

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

First promo to motivate me to *not* see a movie that I was originally going to see

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

They do this to establish that a pig's life matters infinitely more than yours

[SoCal Cynic @PatrioticPerv]

I need 2028 to be like this

[adrian mail wife 🔜 SUPERSTAR ANIME @male_wife_]

if you get hungry late enough you start seeing shit on door dash no one has seen before

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

Everything I’ve seen from this movie makes it look like it was shot like a nightmare someone had it’s fucking awesome

[Be Nice On Here @froonding_loom]

odd career path to have a role and then a role and also a different role in different movies

[˚₊‧꒰ა jeppy is seeing charli ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @N3XTL3V3LJ3PPY_]

today my grandma informed me that i alone have to be the one to destroy ai

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

They never let Mary Jane Watson randomly dress Chinese anymore

[chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420]

Dude was straight living in a vape shop

[Wisconsin Homer @wisconsintakes]

Minnesotans are what Texans think they are.

[₊˚⊹♡ VELVET! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) ˚. 🎀 JEFF N EDDIE'S N1 FAN @VelvetWonder]

like whens the last time you've seen a scallop fursona

[tya¿ @ZATYAVALENTINE]

stretching sore muscles hurts so fucking good omfg i might cum

[nolan @oomfs_lore]

when I was a teenager Ben used my dad’s offices to film some movie in Boston and I got to go the set one day and I remember he was out front so tall so depressed and smoking a cigarette in a suit and he shook my hand so firmly. I went home and touched my cookie like crazyyyyy.

[lobunny @whinybunnny]

ok too many ominous messages im scared