Thomas Schneider

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

@partyfactss @AllKnowA @Skywalker_Luke0

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

@JakeKilloy15

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

@JakeKilloy15

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

@a_Lurp did you hear who can't handle mazo?

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

You can say "fuck" 4 times to dish customer service before they hang up.

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

@Skywalker_Luke0 do you always find a way to drink for free??

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

I drank so many coronas last night that I woke up speaking Spanish

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

At the point now where I'm not even surprised at the stupid shit I do when I'm drunk

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

@Skywalker_Luke0

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

@behrens_tyler 😂best part of the weekend #youwerebornthatway

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

@behrens_tyler 😂😂

[Luke Robert @Skywalker_Luke0]

If laughing is healthy I'm gonna live to see 200

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

Going on vacation for a week, and my main concern is that my dog won't understand why I was gone so long

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

Doctor: try to only drink clear fluids, avoid beer and pop
Me: perfect I love vodka
Doctor:well
Me:shhhhhh

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

@Skywalker_Luke0 https://t.co/zIDeIs6fvb

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

It's January and I just got rained out from work, gotta love "winter" in Wisconsin

[Thomas Schneider @tomtom882]

@MClary94 5 dayzzzzz 😎😎😎😎🍻🍾