Touchy Tommy

Former mail carrier for the USPS. So I don't believe in personal space... Interests: Schnapps and reading other people's mail.

[Touchy Tommy @tomtouchy]

@BostonGlobe tells it like it is. Worth every cent people.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The Boston Globe front page.

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

oh my god I missed this

[Touchy Tommy @tomtouchy]

@kurtbardella @realDonaldTrump I can’t wait to see that movie

[Touchy Tommy @tomtouchy]

#TheTruth

[Touchy Tommy @tomtouchy]

@GSAEmily is the turd in our democracy punch

[Touchy Tommy @tomtouchy]

@GSAEmily you are a cancer on our country. Do your damn job.

[Touchy Tommy @tomtouchy]

@fabinfayette @TylerKepner Did it get its title because the book is short, or because baseball is so slow now you can literally read an entire book in the time it takes MLB pitchers to throw ten pitches? #needtoknow

[Touchy Tommy @tomtouchy]

Bwhahahaha. Oh boy BWAHAHAHA I better passengers on this ship were, “but they told me it was safe...” and they def voted for trump. #suckitfatty

[Ana Cabrera @AnaCabrera]

JUST IN: The ship's captain announces 5 people have tested positive for #COVID19 on SeaDream 1, the first cruise ship to embark on a voyage in the Caribbean since the #coronavirus shut down the cruise industry.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Hey, Governor Patrick- it’s your counterpart in Pennsylvania.

I’d like to collect your handsome reward for reporting voter fraud.

I got a dude in Forty Fort, PA who tried to have his dead mom vote for Trump.

I’d like mine in Sheetz gift cards pls.

ps. The Cowboys blow.

[Touchy Tommy @tomtouchy]

#LoserInTheWhiteHouse

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Guess what happens when you click on https://t.co/TMD9OCe3XB? 🤣

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Vladimir Putin said today about Hillary and Dems: "In my opinion, it is humiliating. One must be able to lose with dignity." So true!

[Touchy Tommy @tomtouchy]

@realDonaldTrump

[Touchy Tommy @tomtouchy]

@realDonaldTrump

[Touchy Tommy @tomtouchy]

@TPM @MeidasTouch Supposed to get the birdies on the course #TrumpIsPathetic

[Touchy Tommy @tomtouchy]

Way to go @DrBiden @JoeBiden

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

He will be a President for all of our families.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#BestEpisode_EVER

[Touchy Tommy @tomtouchy]

@realDonaldTrump #TrumpIsALaughingStock #TrumpIsALoser

You are so mad and it’s have the inverse effect on me.

I bet you don’t even know what that word means.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

THIS THIS THIS THIS COME OOOOON GEORGIA!!!! 👇👇👇