Tom T

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@kevin_nealon How often ya golfing these days & How's your game?

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

COVID were you guys for it or against it? During the pandemic we left our house. We came back three months later and some guy had broken into it. I watched the security footage from our camera. He was wearing a mask. There was broken glass everywhere. He walks upstairs. I keep saying he, but it could’ve been a she. I don’t want to be sexist. So this bitch breaks into our house and walks upstairs.

Anyway, in and out pretty quickly. Took a couple of handbags and a few watches I had. I don’t collect watches. I don’t collect anything, but there was one sentimental thing he took. It was a necklace with a little urn at the bottom that had some of my best friend Tom’s ashes in it. Weird thing is, Tom gave me those ashes before he died. I watched the full security video and she farted on my pillow

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@acmemarkets i needed about thirty dollars worth of things. No baskets, so I had to go all the way back out to the lot to get a cart. No bags. had to buy a bag for $2.12. The bag handle ripped off in the parking lot. Shit everywhere. You suck.

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@UmfuldJohnson @Vinncent If my boyfriend @nycguidovoice, who im gay with and have gay sex with, is a nazi then explain the rainbow colored diarrhea he left all over my bedsheets?

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@Ticketmaster @foofighters Sign up for the presale.Get the fucking presale code. Did all of that in a half hour before the presale even started it was sold out. Every fucking time. you cocksucking motherfuckers are clearly in bed with the scalpers. Ruined concerts for an entire generation. Evil fucks

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@Ticketmaster @5SOS @Miguel @NewEdition @ddlovato @IronMaiden HeyWhat the fuck is the point of your stupid fucking presale?If a half hour before the fucking presale, the tickets are already fucking sold out. Fuck you ticketmaster. You fucking ruined concerts. Fucking ruined them. Greedy evil motherfuckers

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@ChaelSonnen

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@ChaelSonnen I would say your post is a close second but then again......Chael P. Sonnen has NEVER placed second.

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@Ticketmaster @PaulMcCartney Great news everyone, we get to gouge a few more stadiums worth of seats! Ticketmaster......from the very bottom of my heart.....FUCK YOU.

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@Ticketmaster @nickjonas Just dropping in to remind everyone how fucking greedy ticketmaster is. Crooks. You very clearly work with the ticket brokers and have pretty much ruined the possibility of seeing a live event for countless millions.

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@PGATOUR @JustinThomas34 The Masters does a great job at highlighting how poorly every over tournament is broadcasted. Get your fucking shit together.

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

isnt this essentially just a woke “lived experience” argument? you don’t have to go see something in person to have an opinion on it. for example, ive never had gay sex. that doesn’t mean I cant visualize it, think about it constantly etc

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@BrendendenD @Phillies Yeah well your book ain't worth the scrotum skin it's printed on son. Go Phils

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@JeffMScott @CBKylePagan @CrossingBroad Upper Darby is a fucking mess.

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@NHL

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@SportsRadioWIP @bryceharper3 @SpikeEskin @Ike58Reese @JackFritzWIP @AfternoonsWIP @MccuskerBilly peep the tee

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@philly_athletes @Helloninja1985

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@Ticketmaster @BLACKPINK People used to get thrown in jail for what you greedy fucking crooks do.

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@FreedomAlways9 @Ticketmaster

[Tom T @TomTurn1229]

@Ticketmaster It's pretty crazy how you guys swiped up all the good seats before the fucking presale even started for Louis CK new tour. I bought shittier seats than I wanted from his website so you dont get the money. Hope you all shit yourselves at the most inopportune time possible.