i like Guinness & Arsenal

[MAKANAKI @black_bhoy_]

This is so funny😂

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 1969, a 23-year-old from Northern Ireland named Jack Keyes achieved a legendary feat by chugging 36 pints of beer in a single hour.

To put the pace into perspective, Keyes would have had to average one pint every 100 seconds for a full hour without slowing down.

When Guinness World Records retired all alcohol-consumption categories in 1989 due to health and safety concerns, Keyes’ unfathomable achievement remained the unbeaten, permanent record.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Instead of electric cars, we should bring back electric chairs.

That would solve so many problems.

[i like Guinness & Arsenal @tomwalkerqbc]

Fuck off spurs!! Stop trying to ruin the bank holiday weekend! Just get fucking relegated so the world can rejoice and o hara quits radio and tv the fucking cunt!

[i like Guinness & Arsenal @tomwalkerqbc]

@FamersDog @ClarksonsFarm1 Guinness

[i like Guinness & Arsenal @tomwalkerqbc]

Just need Everton and West Ham to win Sunday and this will be the best season ever!!! Champions and spurs relegated please 🙏🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[i like Guinness & Arsenal @tomwalkerqbc]

FUCKING COME ON ARSENAL!!!!! UP THE FUCKING GUNNERS!!!

[The Extreme Football Enthusiast @ExtremeFootbal4]

Nolberto Solano on his first night on the lash with Newcastle teammates Steve Howey & Duncan Ferguson 😂🗣
“They called themselves ‘The Heavyweights’. They came up to me and said, ‘Hey little Peruvian, fancy a pint?’
Of course I said yes — I’m sociable!
In Peru, we share one bottle of beer between everyone with little glasses. But these lads took me to the Pitcher & Piano and it was bang, bang, bang — pints disappearing in minutes.

We went to the next bar… then the next. At one point they ordered whiskey and I was panicking — ‘No no no, no mixing! Only beer!’
I was absolutely mullered.
We finally came out and it was dark. My watch said 4 o’clock, so I phoned my ex-wife in a panic to apologise for being out so late.
‘I’m so sorry, I didn’t realise the time…’
She replied, ‘What are you talking about?’
I thought it was 4am. It was 4pm.
That was my welcome to Newcastle.”

[i like Guinness & Arsenal @tomwalkerqbc]

You had 1 job today Newcastle Utd!! Give West Ham 3 points and you fucked it! You’re now helping spurs stay up! Absolute shit cunts!!

[i like Guinness & Arsenal @tomwalkerqbc]

Where the fuck was this Aston Villa team when they played spurs!?!?!??!? FFS

[i like Guinness & Arsenal @tomwalkerqbc]

Why the fuck have Leeds chosen tonight to play extra shit!!?!??

[i like Guinness & Arsenal @tomwalkerqbc]

@anon_opin @0Calamity What the fuck are you on about cunt face? seriously, stop smoking crack 🤦🏼‍♂️🙄🤷🏽‍♂️

[Essex Patriot @Essex_Patriot]

Why if the UK is so racist do we never hear people saying "Send the Chinese back home"?

For decades the Chinese community have integrated, worked hard and contributed.

People AREN'T racist, the population are just FED up being taken for mugs by others!!

[Skint Eastwood @Skint_Eastwood1]

Ricky Gervais Drops Truth Bombs on Stephen Colbert in Epic Religion Debate 🔥

“There are about 3,000 gods. You believe in one, so you don’t believe in 2,999 gods… and I don’t believe in just one more.”

And on science vs religion:

“If we took any holy book or any fiction and destroyed it, in a thousand years it wouldn’t come back just as it was.

Whereas if we took every science book and fact and destroyed them all, in a thousand years they’d all be back, because the same tests would give the same results.”

Colbert’s reaction? “That’s good… That’s really good.”

Ricky is brilliant, always calm and explains his points so well.

Respectful debate done right. 👏🏻

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Well said!👏🏻

[i like Guinness & Arsenal @tomwalkerqbc]

@Neccccy Cunt

[i like Guinness & Arsenal @tomwalkerqbc]

@GBPolitcs @pauldbowen You’re kidding!?!?No way?!? Fuck off id say it its a higher percentage

[i like Guinness & Arsenal @tomwalkerqbc]

@_Afcbanks Fuck off he slows the play down too much, plays sideways,ignores crucial clinical passes. Oooh yeah he keeps the ball but he also hinders forward attacking play

[i like Guinness & Arsenal @tomwalkerqbc]

Why the fuck did they take eze off and leave cuntegard on he slows the play down and gives it away too much 🤷🏽‍♂️

[i like Guinness & Arsenal @tomwalkerqbc]

@LeahRay Absofuckinlutley