TomWBarnett

Help the bombardier

[TomWBarnett @TomWBarnett]

I entered the Sunset Boulevard Lottery for £30 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/bxe2ykCd74

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@DrHannahHobson Hi Hannah, I’m a graphic designer (I work with Neurodiverse Connection, who I think you know?) and would be happy to chat about your infographics project - feel free to DM or email [email protected]

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@jaycecommo @BattleBots still not ok about this. Feel like pure shit just want duck back

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RIP Freddie Mercury

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@HonestManAlly @guardian @guardian sooo true, I keep waiting for you to fix the rounded corner photos like it���s a glitch 🤮

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Top tip: to look edgy, tell people you’re sick with a retro, non-coronavirus illness. Food-poisoning very alt-chic rn. X #coronapocolypse

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@DavidBowieReal 38 hours. In a single year. 2282 minutes. Fucking help.

@Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped https://t.co/RsE2uFmEqb

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“Caught out” Because it’s more sanctimonious to sit and watch the Queen deliver bland post-imperial platitudes for half an hour than it is to VOLUNTEER AT A HOMELESS SHELTER ON CHRISTMAS DAY. For God’s sake. Julie Etchingham, what a smug sack. https://t.co/JEURad7CAq

[Alex Kliment @SaoSasha]

somebody on twitter today: trump's weird hand-scrawled denial today sounds like a ramones song.

me:

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I entered the Fleabag #TodayTixLottery for the chance to see @FleabagWestEnd for only £15.
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Old man breathing like a Victorian bellows in library: If you're this out of breath from just walking then just don't go anywhere.

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@ASOS_HeretoHelp when ASOS blanks your complaint about them blanking your complaint. Wow. Metashit.

[Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy]

"I came in like a wrecking Mole!"

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@ASOS_HeretoHelp thanks, will do.

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@ASOS literally having to resort to tweeting you in the hope you'll not just continue blanking me. Waiting on £130 worth of overdue refunds.

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@ASOS customer care has ignored 4 emails after saying on April 4th that someone would get back to me 'within 24 hours'. Very unhappy.

[DeepDrumpf @DeepDrumpf]

I love the states. I win them. Ohio is beautiful, I buy it. Thank you very much. I buy Hillary, it's beautiful and I'm happy about it.

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@les83machines https://t.co/KEOxj8PHbM

[TomWBarnett @TomWBarnett]

Trapped in a late night Ab Fab cycle help me help me