Tom Wheeley

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[Tom Wheeley @tomwheeley]

Possibly the most painful object known to mankind.

[Morden parkun @mordenparkrun]

Congratulations to:
🎉 Emma Conlin (U18) on reaching your 10th parkrun milestone!
🎉 Bedrettin Can &David Hazell on reaching your 25th parkrun milestone!
🎉 Tom Wheeley &Hilary Mavin on reaching your 50th parkrun milestone!
🎉 Christopher Hawton on reaching your 250th parkrun.

[Tom Wheeley @tomwheeley]

@RachelWheeley Three sixty no scope

[Ding 🔔 SHOP OPEN🛒 @campanellama_]

I watched Suzume and abandoned all my responsibilities to make this

[Tom Wheeley @tomwheeley]

@robertsharp59 I very much hope you refer to the two halves of your house as "hemispheres"

[Tom Wheeley @tomwheeley]

@krishnanrohit They exist! https://t.co/XHqvqnSM04

[Tom Wheeley @tomwheeley]

@petedotnu You're not selling it...

[Tom Wheeley @tomwheeley]

@rhemalinder @DRMacIver An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar. The first asks for a beer. The second, 1/2 of a beer. When the third asks for 1/3 of a beer, the bartender shakes his head, takes all the beer back, and kicks them out!

[Tom Wheeley @tomwheeley]

@sadalsvvd Every time on level crossings

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@robertsharp59 Strong Men go out to fight, they don’t cower in a bunker. So it is all about cures and action, rather than prevention and social distancing

[Tom Wheeley @tomwheeley]

@RachelWheeley I got asked “Daddy, what was it like in the war?” the other day

[Tom Wheeley @tomwheeley]

@bouledenerfs_ https://t.co/dD7WJVPCUU

[Tom Wheeley @tomwheeley]

@Garsons_Esher will pyo raspberries be returning or are they now done for the year?

[Tom Wheeley @tomwheeley]

@BakeOrama Nigella’s steamed chocolate Christmas pudding

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

No one is as obnoxiously well-behaved as a child whose sibling is getting yelled at.

[Kevin Lee @kevinleeme]

1/ There's a fascinating story of a normal guy named Allen Hemberger who became obsessed with the Alinea cookbook. He spent 5 years re-creating all 107 recipes.

There's an extremely valuable lesson in this process for anyone thinking about taking the leap to become a creator.

[Tom Wheeley @tomwheeley]

@ShiptonMill do you know when you’ll have bannetons back in stock? (the large round one, to be specific)

[Tom Wheeley @tomwheeley]

@Heresy_Corner Isn’t the main push for 1m coming from the hospitality industry, where masks aren’t very practical?

[Tom Wheeley @tomwheeley]

@BandQ when will you have strip wood in stock again?