Tom Williams

Legal alien and camera operator.

[Tom Williams @tomwill_i_ams]

@AphatPearson @pattymo It’s a sausage roll. And it’s just as good as it looks.

[Tom Williams @tomwill_i_ams]

@AphatPearson @KristerJohnson When they said ‘we are hear again’ I take it they are referring to the rise of right wing politicians around the world - especially this country - brainwashing people into flighting their personal agendas.

[Tom Williams @tomwill_i_ams]

@AphatPearson Up yours kids!

[Tom Williams @tomwill_i_ams]

@AphatPearson 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

[Tom Williams @tomwill_i_ams]

@Dell hey why is so hard to change my credit card of purchase with you guys. Had 3 customer service reps told be it was impossible with out refusing delivery and reordering. Seems wasteful?

[Tom Williams @tomwill_i_ams]

@AphatPearson Watch out for the mangina side effects.

[Tom Williams @tomwill_i_ams]

@AphatPearson I know someone who will make you an offer.

[Tom Williams @tomwill_i_ams]

@AphatPearson @PS5StockAlerts Okay postage is $1000. Jokes,scalpers are cunts. Dude that’s why I need the me time.

[Tom Williams @tomwill_i_ams]

@AphatPearson @PS5StockAlerts Why yes I am! Only took three months of trying!

[Tom Williams @tomwill_i_ams]

@PS5Drop Dude you just cashed their site! Lol

[Tom Williams @tomwill_i_ams]

@IGNDeals Same model on Apple refurb site for $2039

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Here is the opening of tonight’s show. x

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Aside from the quantity, one notable thing about Trump’s dishonesty last night: almost all of it was in his prepared text.

In general, the vast majority of his lying as president has been ad-libbed. In campaign season, they start putting the lies in the scripts.

[MikeysFamous @MikeysFamous]

I’ve been laughing at this shit for atleast 30 minutes 😭😭😭

[irem kulla @iremkulla]

@edgarwright

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Stay. At. Home. That means you, too, spring breakers.

[Jeremy C. Young @jeremycyoung]

We can now read the Imperial College report on COVID-19 that led to the extreme measures we've seen in the US this week. Read it; it's terrifying. I'll offer a summary in this thread; please correct me if I've gotten it wrong.
https://t.co/AwE2cHIbeJ