Tom Yabo

if she smokes she fucks

[DL Twerking Top @_BlowMyJoe]

Me hitting no when the cashier asks if I’d like to donate to children with cancer

[tutufrommars👾💜 @tutus_cool]

The idea of going to hell because I touched my pussy is hilarious

[theequeenstallion1👑\Fan Account @queen_stallion1]

FUN FACT: Megan Thee Stallion makes History becoming the FIRST female rapper to have 7 Hip Hop/Rap Albums RIAA Certified Gold or higher💕

[⛧ @SometxmesYouCme]

Me when I didn’t hear what you said:

[avery 🌱✨ @pastelheat]

coworker just said “i’m gonna blow my brains out” in reaction to a minor inconvenience in the department wide teams chat

[mary @themorgulblade]

When someone mentions they use ChatGPT I start hearing circus music and immediately check out of the conversation

[xante . ꕤ 。˚⋆ @xxaante]

Protect queer art

[headpat addict @smolpooki]

yes im a whore im just non-practicing

[🦋 Megans Cult 🦋 @meganscult]

I like a tall woman with a nice big ass...just sayin'.
Like Grammy winner, Megan Thee Stallion. 🏆🏆🏆

[‎ً @fuddnomenom]

notice how pussy has not been recalled

[goma @soigomaa]

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them. The disconnect is alarming.

[m @mladamri]

microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[bean @willowkills]

oh megan thee stallion you really are the blueprint!

[tweaking @martinabarkin]

cómo puede haber gente que vea esto y no se vuelva instantáneamente comunista radical

[Hugh “The Wrench” Janus MBA @glizzy__goblin_]

This app is truly dead. PSU coke scandal woulda went triple platinum back in the day

[⋆˚꩜｡ @swishasw33tz]

smoking weed to go on twitter

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

It’s fucking perfect.

[miia @miiagarro]

turns out women get more autoimmune diseases from suppressed anger and trauma.. so basically every time you don't flip a table, your immune system takes a hit. moral of the story? throw the fuckin chair girl. it's preventative medicine

[William Murphy @420GHz]

The dictatorship of capital forces children into school for most of the day, then refuses to guarantee they’ll be fed while they’re there. Compulsory attendance, optional nutrition. What kind of evil fucking system mandates a child’s presence but not their lunch?