tom

[trash jones @jzux]

hanging out in your room is all fun and games until you get The Feeling

[Adam Rankin @rankintweets]

Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork

[tom @tomyeans]

ooking for one between the bridges ticket for England Norway #EngNor #BetweentheBridges #LondonTickets

[low yield lucy @picotop]

intern just said "type shit" to a client.

[tom @tomyeans]

@Jburtonefc @Connor12366 @paddypower My sources are iron clad.

[tom @tomyeans]

@dylanwilson152 @paddypower It’s insane how you haven’t put together the fact I’m taking the piss.

[tom @tomyeans]

@dylanwilson152 @paddypower Did you watch Love Island tonight Dylan.

[tom @tomyeans]

@Connor12366 @Jburtonefc @paddypower I haven’t seen it reported anywhere.

[tom @tomyeans]

@dylanwilson152 @paddypower That’s not what my sources tell me.

[tom @tomyeans]

@Jburtonefc @paddypower Yes, but I’m not sure how many people know that.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Germany and Japan taking an L together on the world stage again

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Jonathan Tah with a chance to send Germany to the next round

[Zak 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ZG1999_]

L32: DR Congo
L16: Mexico
QF: Brazil
SF: Argentina
F: France

The road is set. @England

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

England beat Croatia 4-2 to get their World Cup campaign off to a winning start - follow live https://t.co/Q0Vf2dNZ3W

[budin marmolado @Iestappista]

los jugadores de irak cuando ven que haaland está atrás

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

In a Japanese zoo, famous male gorilla Kiyomasa was filmed sinking into deep thought after a quarrel with his partner.

[tom @tomyeans]

@Jaack I just got about 7 of those Farage ads in a row, what’s going on?

[tom @tomyeans]

@pokemondealsuk Just popped into Waterstones in Angel (London), plenty of tins! But 1x per customer