Thomas Zahir

Chef / Oysterman / Powerlifter / Toon 🇬🇧 🇵🇰 @decaturlondon

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@pranu1209 @bhafc_harry Brighton Played Bissouma before the allegations of sexual assault were dropped against him too, just FYI.

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@maxpos01 @NUFCSpares @NUFCTickets Hello mate did you shift this?

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@midnightinquire @pleatees Big weekend for Gaz at the match content

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@thesupertouch @xrobbedgex Especially when STP was stompin

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Why does @talkSPORT have someone who literally cannot pronounce a single football players name announcing the teams? De Zebra? Jousteen Klaiveer? Wtf

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Is there anything more irritating/tragic than seeing chefs who’ve done nothing but cook in fine dining places try and open an “cool” fast food joint?Like bro no one needs to see the first graffiti artist that came up in google write your logo and paint a chicken with a gold chain

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@thesupertouch @ROTS1882 @Danny_Fitz 😂

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Reckon Arteta is really into early emo / post hardcore then?

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@RobertScxtt @Channel4 Throw away the key 😡

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@jimmymacmusic @MsiDouglas Anyone who’s ever worked in a kitchen will tell you it’s the first one after a double shift

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@xrobbedgex Weird start to cool runnings

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@SteveOBrien @benxsaker If Bissouma played more so would spurs… 😬

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4 albums released when I turned 18 (2005) - Pure ignorance. Moshed so hard to all these bands.

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Dizzee was always playing in the carpark at college (as well as Original Pirate Material)

Four Tet was outsider stuff, not what anyone else in the punk scene was listening to

Darkest Hour had just played Guildford

OutKast had an incredible run of singles

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@midnightinquire I was listening to four tet just sayin

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@demarionunn Another case in point. Pappagones probably the most fun I’ve had in a restaurant for a year, last night. Long menu, cartoon font…

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@tSHandJ I’m a chef, was cooking at an event and John Torode showed up about a week before professional Masterchef started on the BBC. Still kicking myself that I didn’t get a photo with him to put online and fool my mates that I’d applied for the show.

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@leepfwd @SimonJWoodUK Bro let me introduce you to how businesses work

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I got my account back!!! In other news I’m now a crypto millionaire so just hit me up for FX advice yeh?

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@TomZohar 😂😂

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@TomZohar omg I’ve found the Jewish me! Mazel!