tomek

cwel, co lubi lepsze ubrania niż Ty

[tomek @tomzel]

░S░H░I░T░P░O░S░T░I░N░B░I░O

[tomek @tomzel]

Real Life vs GTA 6

[Lemon🍋 @LemonCooks]

Real Life vs GTA 6

[tomek @tomzel]

Slobodan Cwelošević

[tomek @tomzel]

+1 🫡

[tomek @tomzel]

life’s good, bitches

[belzexu @belzexuu]

os ursos estão tomando ozempic e virando lontras. as lontras estão se depilando a laser e virando twinks. os twinks estão injetando estrogênio e virando dolls. as dolls estão cortando o cabelo e virando butches. e as butches.. as butches estão tomando testosterona e virando ursos

[tomek @tomzel]

@letni_birbant Pazdoch jak opisuje męską garderobę to tak jakby giełzaka?

[tomek @tomzel]

xD

[Romain Hedouin 🇫🇷 Unit Police @RomainHedouin]

Tesla: "Alright that'll be $29,990. Will that be credit card or check?"

You: "Card. Ohh I'm excited!"

Tesla: "Would you like to get the Autonomy Subscription with that?"

You: "What is that?"

Tesla: "That's so that it can operate."

You: "Uhhhh it sounds like I need it, yes. How much is it?"

Tesla: "Only $299 every single month."

You: "... wha... what? Does it include insurance?"

Tesla: "No. Insurance is not included."

You: "Does it include charging?"

Tesla: "No. Charging is not included."

You: "I guess the $299/month will pay for itself at least."

Tesla: "You can't make money with it, that's specifically against the rules. It's only for personal use."

You: "Alright, well... I guess I can budget $299/month every month..."

Tesla: "The price can change. We'll give you a whole one month of notice if it does."

You: "Ummm... ok... well at least I can go on road trips!"

Tesla: "It only works in a few select locations for now."

This is all true btw: https://t.co/rnYZNjPb6T

[tomek @tomzel]

Hej, zasiadam w RPP i z chęcią Ci wszystko wyjawię

[𓅐 Podc4st Set9r Norte 🎧 🇦🇱 @PodSetorNorte]

Meu sonho dar outlike na casa branca com isso

[tomek @tomzel]

prawda na którą nie jesteście gotowi

[Hulkster pvnished @Hulkster4ever]

@JBBQ211014 Cocaine should be legalized and weed should be banned

[tomek @tomzel]

alcoholism: in

clean eating: out

Po więcej trendów na 2027 zapraszam na mojego patronajta

[New York Post @nypost]

Emma Watson suffers brutal fall outside splashy celebrity party at LA hot spot Chateau Marmont https://t.co/3ALmlfg5N7

[tomek @tomzel]

dolny guzik zapięty,

upadek cwela w sensie tej całej monarchii

[雨降 蛙 @uwant_whenever]

チャールズ国王がスーツマナー界隈を潰しにきた

[herpes on my wrist @oluh_bool]

health is wealth

[tomek @tomzel]

. @dinocwelino 👇

[tomek @tomzel]

@dinocwelino (ale w sumie to nie sięgnie…)

[tomek @tomzel]

calm down, @momotodzel

[tomek @tomzel]

btw @dinocwelino i tak się zmieści!

[tomek @tomzel]

ale bałkański Rafał Wolski zajebal

[Hayatımız Futbol @hayatfootball]

🔥🇦🇱 Ernest Muci, dün attığı gol bu açıdan bambaşka bir boyut kazanıyor.

[tomek @tomzel]

a tak btw to kto w Polsce haftuje (dobrze) pojedyncze czapki (z daszkiem)?