Mc. O'sir

Do not expect anything knowledgeable.
My hobbies include tweeting and retweeting.
Soul shiner. Deep thinker. Great drinker
Quantity surveyor.Mjengo specialist

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

I stopped negotiating with Uber drivers when it comes to prices. Initially, I used to do it ndio wanibebe but nowadays I just cancel and tell them good luck. The economy is fucking us both in the ass nanii I'll just tip the modest one, not the entitled one.

[Mc. O'sir @tomzito]

@watta_bich @jamallloyd2 @JoshOO1J @KatheuNzyimi hawa madere wengine hawananga akili, how is it my problem that app imeleta pesa kidogo?

[🔸MR - MBULAZI🔸 @Mr_MbulaziSA]

This could be a good Heineken advert😂

[Mc. O'sir @tomzito]

@Mandereke2027 @KenyanSays yes

[Mc. O'sir @tomzito]

@Mandereke2027 @KenyanSays before those camera how were they keeping order?

[Bunts @soylennial]

when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Qatar has held a World Cup where everyone who could afford to attend attended, wait till it's the USA hosting and they will have visa restrictions even on the players themselves 😂.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Dear Kenyans 🇰🇪 I have bad news for you 😑

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Ogopa sana huyu kijana Jõao Neves, mfupi wa kimo ila kamfanya Ballon d'Or favourite apanue msambwanda kana kwamba ywapiga deki mamaee 😂

[Gabu™ @IamGabrielOmolo]

Halafu mtu anataka umpende yeye pekeake

[Murima Maestro🇰🇪 @MurimaMaestro]

Meru Governor Mutuma M’Ethingia has officially handed over 100 acres of Imenti Forest for total clearance to pave the way for the construction of a State Lodge for Ruto.

An additional 100 acres will be cleared to pave way for a Golf Course and an airstrip to help politicians easily fly to Nairobi and back.

[Mc. O'sir @tomzito]

@weche_geoffrey @MurimaMaestro @IgenKig Ooh the great thinker, can you tell us what is the purpose of a state lodge in a country that can't pay teachers

[Mc. O'sir @tomzito]

@Vladimi11218155 @Elvis_Localman @wambua1 mawe kitale last year ilikua 85 bob, so sahi na fuel inakuaje 65.

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

A country with scientists will always achieve development faster than a country with prayer warriors.

[Nancy Gathage (CFE) @Mennelic]

If Uhuru signed the deal, let Ruto cancel it and hold Mr. Kenyatta to account

Hamuezi tudanganya kama sisi ni illiterate Sudi Yamune😂

JAIL Uhuru and recover the billions you say he pocketed

BOTTOM LINE: Ruto has failed & is WANTAM

Kwendeni huko!

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

The ref blew the halftime whistle as Arsenal were getting ready to take a corner 😅

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

It’s cuz men remember da best thing about you and women remember da worst thing about you. You be like damn she did stab me but she could cook like a mf. Women brain can erase 100 good things from 1 bad thing you did.

[Mc. O'sir @tomzito]

@MillicentOmanga Glory be to ozempic

[Mc. O'sir @tomzito]

@GenoInsightsKe @HelpingHan66409 @citizentvkenya you are stupid

[KMPDU @kmpdu]

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