Tony Moclair

Host of 3AW's Afternoon show. Opinions are mine. All mine, I tells ya.

[Tony Moclair @tonemoc]

@RollingStone It's a short hop from that to Moscow, 1935, where @jimmykimmel kicks off his show with, 'So, how about those selfish Kulaks hiding grain from Comrade Stalin?'

[Tony Moclair @tonemoc]

@WhiteHouse I just spent the last 90 minutes with my wife at Ikea looking at bedside lamps. I'd have swapped places with him in a heartbeat.

[Tony Moclair @tonemoc]

@gav_mck @3AW693 Well, luckily for me, my Brazillian buttlift was exactly six months and one day ago. I'm off to the bloodbank!!!

[Tony Moclair @tonemoc]

@BGOnTheScene Is it just me, or is that vigorous angularity a nod to his wife's jawline?

[The American Tribune @TAmTrib]

Anarchotyranny is where the same state that allows homeless vagrants to use heroin while sprawled out on the public streets also monitors your trash to make sure the plastic bottles are in the right can

[Tony Moclair @tonemoc]

Under him, there's not much joy, but plenty of division.

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@Stu_McLay And at a 30% premium, too. This is from the comments in @australian from a few years ago.

[Tony Moclair @tonemoc]

@cherryrype Thank you @cherryrype I will submit myself to serious research of this beverage, and all in the name of science.

[Tony Moclair @tonemoc]

Prince Andrew is angry at the delays caused by the speed bumps. By the time his girlfriends reach his front door, they'll no longer be underage.

[Tony Moclair @tonemoc]

I regret giving Guido the phone number for 3AW's studio. He has thoughts on warships now..
https://t.co/3OYO5XBGLJ

[Tony Moclair @tonemoc]

Pay $40K an hour to hear a man tell you how he sacked workers making $30 an hour.

[Stephen Brook @ViscountBrooky]

CBD: Ex-Qantas boss Alan Joyce hits the speaking circuit.
@theage @kishor_nr
https://t.co/PI0dlVM9YR

[Stephen Brook @ViscountBrooky]

CBD: Ex-Qantas boss Alan Joyce hits the speaking circuit.
@theage @kishor_nr
https://t.co/PI0dlVM9YR

[Tony Moclair @tonemoc]

Judge: You're not guilty of sex peversion.
Diddy: Ima sniff a chair

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Courtroom Sketch Diddy falling to his knees and bends over after hearing the verdict😬

[Tony Moclair @tonemoc]

@AliciaB22 @Qantas you can bet on it!! #kwarndus

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@Qantas has said no data was lost, unless it was put in a suitcase and placed on one of its aircraft.

[Financial Review @FinancialReview]

More than six million Qantas customers have had their email addresses, phone numbers, birth dates and frequent flyer numbers stolen in a global hack by cybercrime syndicate Scattered Spider. https://t.co/btxcpj5q0K

[Tony Moclair @tonemoc]

By marrying a journalist, Jeff Bezos has ensured he is now, by far, the richest man in the world. Well played, sir.

[Tony Moclair @tonemoc]

Perhaps Carlton could trade De Koning to St Kilda, and throw in its entire list as steak knives?

[Tony Moclair @tonemoc]

I recently saw a silent movie about a Formula 1 ace from Austria. It could have been Lauda.

F1 review – Brad Pitt takes the wheel in slick Formula One drama https://t.co/pODZcX8nGc via @australian

[Tony Moclair @tonemoc]

TIL that to spectacularly end a country's nuclear ambitions, you need 6 bunker busters or 1 Peter Dutton