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new twitter, same dumbass

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I had a dream John Stamos tried to rob me and I was so fed up, I told him to take a hike

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I fell asleep with huge sangria stains all over my light blue shirt, I woke up and they’re all completely gone.

How did that happen

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Alex is driving us home and I’m in the twilight zone

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Just a PSA not to let Phillip Casey make your vodka Red Bulls because you will be more faded than imagined

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Alex and I walk outside and someone is straight up parked in our driveway

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Awkward

[tia @cursedhive]

what tv show cancellation turned you into the cold, heartless, monster you are today

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My client is having a tantrum because my car is not pink

She’s rode in my car for two years. Help.

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This happened to me when my kitten died

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Everyone needs a coworker that is just batshit crazy. Not like 🤪 crazy but like compulsive, compulsive lies and life stories that no one would ever believe.

I’m such a fan of my crazy coworker. She keeps things spicy and entertaining

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Honestly terrified of my house 🙃

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3 favorite things :,)

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Justin Bieber’s concert …. I have no words. Literally, because my voice is gone. Such a blast 😭

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@justalil_peach Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to

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I got Alex into Real Housewives of New Jersey 🤪😂

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Arguing with people on the Greys Anatomy Facebook page is such a passion. Especially if they like Owen…. I’m here to tell you why your opinion is ✨wrong✨

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

she was so real

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Day before my birthday and I’ve seen my lucky number, 67, over ten times already. Gotta go buy a lottery ticket or something

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I really appreciate all the name drops of racist celebrities in @Sethrogen’s Yearbook ☺️

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@haileyholler happy birthday sweet girl!! Hope your day is a blast ☺️