𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖❗️

hi i’m ta ✌️ vp of 🎨

[Bernard Taylor @BTForCongress]

Do you remember in The Lion King when scar told the hyenas if they helped him become king he will make their lives better and then their lives didn’t get better and he blamed them for it.

And upon realizing this, the hyenas ate him.

Do with that story what you will.

[𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖❗️ @tonianaro]

its out its out its out!!!

[LLOUD @wearelloud]

Pre-order exclusive Vinyl and CD variants of Alter Ego on https://t.co/drPHyK0M7z now!

#LISA #LISAxAlterEgo

[LLOUD @wearelloud]

Pre-order exclusive Vinyl and CD variants of Alter Ego on https://t.co/drPHyK0M7z now!

#LISA #LISAxAlterEgo

[LLOUD @wearelloud]

LISA’s debut album Alter Ego drops February 28, 2025.
Pre-order on https://t.co/drPHyK0M7z

#LISA #LISAxAlterEgo

[𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖❗️ @tonianaro]

tired trash.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Dear fired executives & A&R’s:

Don’t be mad, UPS is hiring.

Also, feel free to submit your resumes for a job @ #HeavyOnIt.

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

HE LITERALLY THINKS ASYLUM SEEKERS ARE PEOPLE FROM INSANE ASYLUMS

[L🫧ch @lalalooch]

My fangirl self drove past this badass mural after a client meeting... ALSKDKSKSKKS I CANT WAIT for the song to finally drop😎🔥💃🏻✨

[𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖❗️ @tonianaro]

Nothing screams time is money more than parking in LA

[𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖❗️ @tonianaro]

the end tho...

[Double or Derrick @DoubleDuzIt]

WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE IN THE MOVIES LMFAO

[𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖❗️ @tonianaro]

@AbelowRob @DoubleDuzIt !!!!!!

[𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖❗️ @tonianaro]

i'm old enough that these earthquake jokes are repeats from 2011

[𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖❗️ @tonianaro]

I didn’t know I needed Beyonce singing the Beatles to me but turns out I absolutely did

[𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖❗️ @tonianaro]

this is so good

[𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖❗️ @tonianaro]

@JennaAshRose @erinuzza @erinuzza getting deep!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"did u have a nice, restful weekend?"

me:

[𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖❗️ @tonianaro]

Crazy what Claritin and coffee can do

[𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖❗️ @tonianaro]

@toriimccue caaaahhhhloas

[Normani @Normani]

https://t.co/iNzK1zmxGU

[𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖❗️ @tonianaro]

the updated gradient tool in photoshop is such a downgrade. i can't blend with it anymore :(

[𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕖❗️ @tonianaro]

@toriimccue and they're no different from the rest of the weekend....