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all these squares make a circle

[☁️y @Slime0sama]

me: Fat Chinese Baby you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you

Fat Chinese Baby:

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i’ve truly curated my perfect algorithm

[Cletus @__cletus___]

Last Christmas I gave you my fart

[Mervin @holeliker]

jaking of

[clare @sadderlizards]

yeah you can rot in bed all day if you want to it’s okay you’ve earned it

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

Bud..........weis........errrrrrrrr :)

[bort @tacobort]

Not sure how many more putting my laundry away I have left in me

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

noticing unsettling patterns from you again. you’re so beautiful

[teryn @youngtiddy]

(squirting gas at the other drivers at the gas station) just a little bit of silliness to brighten everyone’s day :)

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Being a passionate lover and great kisser has ruined my life

[stupid @ViagraPussy]

long distance sex over walkie talkies:
I have a boner over

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can’t wait to see what 2024 has in store for me

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy

[clare @sadderlizards]

i think i’ll find the cure for depression in the knick knack section of a thrift store