Toni Block

[Toni Block @toniblock_]

Happy 24th birthday to us @MacMiller 😍

[Lindsey Boylan @LindseyBoylan]

Resign you disgusting monster, @NYGovCuomo

[Janice Dean @JaniceDean]

Cuomo likes to use the analogy about eating cheesecake for getting coronavirus. If you don’t eat the cheesecake, you don’t get fat. If you wear a mask you won’t get coronavirus. So by this measure, @NYGovCuomo must’ve flooded the nursing homes with cheesecake.

[Toni Block @toniblock_]

@bosh_em @Amanda17McCarty What a CLASSIC

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Airlines getting a $25 billion bailout so they can continue to lose your luggage and cancel your flight.

[Toni Block @toniblock_]

@Amanda17McCarty @FedEx 👿 Terrible!!

[Toni Block @toniblock_]

@bigchillin_ @goldlikejoel 😂😂😂

[Toni Block @toniblock_]

Bachelor nation finally did something right I’ve loved Peter since day one💛

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

@realDonaldTrump @JudicialWatch Hey man. You won, ok? You’re the president. This shit was 3 years ago. Relax.

[Toni Block @toniblock_]

I will marry peter today, Hannah you’re making some bad decisions (sorry pat)

[Toni Block @toniblock_]

Ugh peter is so precious

[Toni Block @toniblock_]

Welp Luke P. that’s a hard no from me unfortunately you remind me of a lying frat bro and you’re a little obsessive.. Tyler G you’re a tall glass of water and Peter you’re a cuddly teddy bear.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Can’t believe it took President Trump to ground these defective planes. These airlines don’t give a fuck about anything but money. It’s insane.

[Toni Block @toniblock_]

Today is a good day.

[Toni Block @toniblock_]

@GameOfThrones @HBO @bigchillin_

[Toni Block @toniblock_]

Today is the Mondayest Monday, not only am I wearing pants that are two sizes too small (don’t ask) but I also chipped my tooth and swallowed it. Prayers.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Hero.

[Toni Block @toniblock_]

Thank you for being amazing tonight @chrisdelia I still feel like you weren’t actually real #dolphins4ever

[Toni Block @toniblock_]

See you in two weeks @chrisdelia😘

[Toni Block @toniblock_]

I'm about to marry grocery store joe Kendall what were you thinking.

[Toni Block @toniblock_]

RIP to my favorite birthday twin @MacMiller 😭