tonichau

Hacker at Instacart (@instacart), thinker, dreamer, pants-wearer

[Life at Instacart @LifeAtInstacart]

What's the most searched item @Instacart? See the team behind it all! https://t.co/CNuY2dPYLW

[Dominic Cocchiarella @Dominic_Cocch]

Why we moved to React @Instacart

https://t.co/HHMCRCJdlU

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Are we going to go through this guy's entire playlist? #WWDC2015

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Cool take on studying for coding interviews: http://t.co/NTcfuEf6Az

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@jeffhodnett haha, internship, huh? I might consider if you brought back the foosball table!

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On one hand, eating that piece of cake would be very delicious and satisfying. On the other hand, I have five fingers... Cake it is!

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Michelle on line dancing: 'wow, they're all doing the same thing!'

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Stand back! I'm going to try science!

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A woman just let her child off his kiddie leash and he ran two laps around a tree and took off running

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Kara, on American Idol, "I've got six words for you: one of the best performances of the night!"

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Mom: "Is it edible?" Albert: "Did you just ask me if bacon is edible?!"

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@ingridmusic Ideas @ 4am are hilarious. Made this for you a bit ago, not sure if you saw it http://twitpic.com/1jtng. Twas funny at the time

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On Hell's Kitchen: "I'll have a tomato omelette, please. But with no tomatoes."

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Watching the judges on Chopped from the Food Network: "You cooked a real nice char on the chariness of the fish." Haha, what now?

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If you watch LotR backwards, it's a saga about a little guy who finds a cool ring in a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home

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"Jeannie, I won't be seeing you in my dreams, but I'll be seeing you tomorrow on Jeopardy." Oh, Alex Trebek.

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These directions from Seattle to Honolulu require you to kayak across the Pacific Ocean, lol. http://twitpic.com/1kdc3

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Played Scattergories tonight. Again. Letter: B. Prompt: Reasons to get fired. Response: Barf.

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In Santa Barbara playing Scattergories. I've never played it before, but now I want to play every single night.

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Hitting every single red light on an 8 mile stretch is not cool.